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|  09-11-2012, 04:11 PM | #1 | 
| Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words 
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			Someone told him that the Valar are giving out free candy. Where is Mordor? 
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|  09-12-2012, 06:17 AM | #2 | |
| Spectre of Decay |   Quote: 
 What is a flet? 
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|  09-12-2012, 06:38 AM | #3 | 
| Curmudgeonly Wordwraith Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Ensconced in curmudgeonly pursuits 
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			A flet is a dried bit of mucus that sticks to your nostril hair and flails about as you breathe in and out. Why is the Máhanaxar called the "ring of doom"? 
				__________________ And your little sister's immaculate virginity wings away on the bony shoulders of a young horse named George who stole surreptitiously into her geography revision. | 
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|  09-13-2012, 03:21 PM | #4 | |
| Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: The Elvenking's Halls 
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 How often does Pippin wash his furry feet? 
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|  09-25-2012, 12:37 AM | #5 | 
| Animated Skeleton Join Date: Jan 2012 
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			How often does Pippin wash his furry feet? Pippin? Never. Merry does it for him! 
				__________________ “That's the only place in all the lands we've ever heard of that we don't want to see any closer; and that's the one place we're trying to get to! And that's just where we can't get." - Sam | 
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|  09-25-2012, 10:35 AM | #6 | 
| Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: The Elvenking's Halls 
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			Please post a stupid question. Thank you.
		 
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|  09-26-2012, 11:58 PM | #7 | 
| Animated Skeleton Join Date: Jan 2012 
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			Oh sorry about that   Why is Sauron evil? 
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