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Old 08-27-2012, 12:14 PM   #1
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What did Pippin see in the palantir?


What every little hobbit dreams about: A lifetime supply of Mushrooms. He was devastated because he could not tell where the mushrooms were.

Why did Ralph Bakshi neglect to put pants on Aragorn?
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Old 08-27-2012, 12:54 PM   #2
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Why did Ralph Bakshi neglect to put pants on Aragorn?
Ranger has no pants. Ranger needs no pants.


Where did Faramir learn all his lore?
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Old 08-28-2012, 04:35 PM   #3
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Why did Eowyn turn into a happy little angel when she had Faramir's love?
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Old 09-06-2012, 05:37 PM   #4
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Why did Eowyn turn into a happy little angel when she had Faramir's love?
The whole trick is that Faramir's love has a few side effects; for example, whenever someone has it they are drowsy, may have an upset stomach, and always turn into a happy little angel.

What did Arwen wear for her weding?
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Old 09-07-2012, 04:20 PM   #5
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An incy wincy teeney weeney yellow polka dot bikini

Why did Thranduil send Legolas to Imladris in time for the Councl?
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Old 09-08-2012, 12:28 PM   #6
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Why did Thranduil send Legolas to Imladris in time for the Council?
He didn't want Legolas to be late.

What colour is Gandalf's hat?
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Old 09-11-2012, 02:45 PM   #7
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The books claim that it was blue, but that was just Tolkien lying. It was a pointy rainbow hat. You see, Tolkien was Catholic, and therefore did not want people to know that Gandalf was gay, and so was Saruman. (Saruman of Many Colors = Rainbow)

Why did Elrond REALLY sail for the Valinor?
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