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Inziladun · 07-02-2012, 06:18 PM

Despite aggressive marketing, the new Erebor Excellence letter-opener just wasn't a hit.

Mithalwen · 07-03-2012, 01:52 AM

It was a marriage where noone seemed to be wearing the trousers, but Eowyn had the inner confidence of knowing that she was the one who had dispatched a Nazgul, and that trumped everything.

crescendo. · 07-12-2012, 05:42 PM

"I'm sexy and I know it"

MCRmyGirl4eva · 07-13-2012, 04:42 AM

My wife told me that wearing my vegtables on my head will help to prevent my son from growing up to be a shield-surfing, dwarf-befriending, Captain Obvious future king.

Inziladun · 07-13-2012, 07:49 AM

"No, I'm not Gollum with blond sideburns, Precious. Why do you ask?"

crescendo. · 07-13-2012, 08:52 AM

"You will pay for what you turned me into"

Galadriel55 · 07-13-2012, 03:14 PM

I found your Entwife!

MCRmyGirl4eva · 07-14-2012, 06:52 PM

Legolas must have gotten his looks from his mother's side...

The Only Real Estel · 07-31-2012, 01:54 AM

Mickey Rourke really has not aged gracefully...

MCRmyGirl4eva · 08-04-2012, 04:18 PM

I'm guarding this torch for the next ME Olympics

Morthoron · 08-06-2012, 08:17 PM

I am not Gollum's sister!

MCRmyGirl4eva · 08-11-2012, 04:25 PM

Oh! Um... Hey Rosie... I was just... um... practicing fighting. Yeah! That's it...

Galadriel55 · 08-12-2012, 09:29 PM

Man, master Peregrine, when have you gotten so devilishly tall?

Inziladun · 08-13-2012, 07:32 AM

Samwise reacts to Butturbur serving him a light beer.

Oddwen · 08-13-2012, 09:53 AM

Batter up!

The Only Real Estel · 08-15-2012, 12:10 AM

"It seems your Schwartz is as big as mine..."

Kath · 08-15-2012, 07:31 AM

"Hey ... PJ! Put ME in The Hobbit or else!"

narfforc · 08-15-2012, 09:57 AM

Sam Gamgee practising his swing for the Middle-earth Baseball World Series......

Kitanna · 08-15-2012, 09:59 AM

After breaking a plate, Elanor Gamgee knew she was in trouble with her dad.

Galadriel55 · 08-15-2012, 06:40 PM

"If there's no way to get in, I'll hack a way in!"

~~~

"Perhaps if I throw this sword really accurately it will fall onto Gollum, and Master Frodo will think it fell from the sky and not suspect me..."

~~~

Sam: I ain't been dropping no eaves, sir, honest! I was just cutting the grass under the window there, if you follow me.

Gandalf: With that sword?

~~~

Frodo: Where did you get that sword, Sam?

Sam: Um... uhh... in the toy store?

MCRmyGirl4eva · 08-16-2012, 08:59 AM

Mommy! Aragorn says his fighting skills are better than mine!

Inziladun · 08-16-2012, 09:22 AM

"Mr. Frodo just had to ask for 'pan-seared oliphaunt'!"

Galadriel55 · 08-16-2012, 07:01 PM

"It's time you showed your quality," thought Sam while testing out his brand-new expensive toy.

Galadriel55 · 08-16-2012, 07:15 PM

Sam bravely charges away from the battlefield.

Kitanna · 08-16-2012, 09:39 PM

"This calls for the Holy Hand Grenade!"

MCRmyGirl4eva · 09-04-2012, 10:36 AM

I revoke my earlier statement regarding Legolas's looks.

Inziladun · 09-04-2012, 12:42 PM

The long-lost Ring of Vidal immediately set to work on its unwary possessor.

MCRmyGirl4eva · 09-05-2012, 07:29 AM

The One Ring has a competitor: The Crazy Crown of Doom!

And:

Having trouble finding your ring, Sauron? Sorry, I've got every ring in Middle-Earth except yours!

Lalwendë · 09-10-2012, 02:23 PM

Lucius Malfoy does scrub up well.

Oddwen · 09-10-2012, 04:49 PM

A box without keys, lid or hinges
Yet placed inside are elven finges

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-11-2012, 01:53 AM

Thranduil: I want the Arkenstone... To use as a disco ball!

OR

Thranduil: You remind me of the babe.
Thorin: What babe?
Thranduil: The babe with the power.
Dwalin: What power?
Thranduil: The power of vudo!
Balin: Who do?
Thranduil: You do!
Oin: Do what?
Thranduil: Remind me of the babe!

The Squatter of Amon Rûdh · 09-11-2012, 06:56 AM

The people of Mirkwood were still no closer to finding out who had stolen all of their BacoFoil.

Mithalwen · 09-11-2012, 07:33 AM

If anyone accused Thranduil of being camp he was ready to attack them with his biggest nailfile.

Legate of Amon Lanc · 09-11-2012, 07:44 AM

Thranduil's emo-tendencies became apparent when he decided to make the radical step not only to cut his wrist, but to chop off his arm at the elbow.

OR

"This is a mithril shirt, see? Nothing can cut through it."

OR

When Thranduil woke up that morning, he realised his badly behaved teenage son had been at his pranks again: sticking twigs into his father's rich hair, well knowing that he won't be able to get it out.

OR

(lower part of the picture) Thranduil is successfully hiding a Finnish flag behind his back.

MCRmyGirl4eva · 09-11-2012, 07:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba

Thranduil: I want the Arkenstone... To use as a disco ball!

OR

Thranduil: You remind me of the babe.
Thorin: What babe?
Thranduil: The babe with the power.
Dwalin: What power?
Thranduil: The power of vudo!
Balin: Who do?
Thranduil: You do!
Oin: Do what?
Thranduil: Remind me of the babe!

It's voodoo, but still funny! Labyrinth rules!

Lalwendë · 09-11-2012, 03:28 PM

Thranduil: "Girl, I was dressing this way before Gaga."

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-11-2012, 03:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MCRmyGirl4eva

It's voodoo, but still funny! Labyrinth rules!

If you correct me again, I shall turn you into a prince...

...

PRINCE OF THE LAND OF STENCH!!

The Squatter of Amon Rûdh · 09-11-2012, 03:44 PM

Seventies night was always a popular event in the Elven-king's hall.

MCRmyGirl4eva · 09-11-2012, 03:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba

If you correct me again, I shall turn you into a prince...

...

PRINCE OF THE LAND OF STENCH!!

*dies laughing*

Rune Son of Bjarne · 09-11-2012, 03:50 PM

Elven jewelry can easily be removed, unfortunately Thranduil did not know this and proceeded to surgically remove it.

07-02-2012, 06:18 PM	#13801
Inziladun Gruesome Spectre Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Heaven's doorstep Posts: 8,038	Despite aggressive marketing, the new Erebor Excellence letter-opener just wasn't a hit. __________________ Music alone proves the existence of God.

07-03-2012, 01:52 AM	#13802
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,459	Faramir & Eowyn It was a marriage where noone seemed to be wearing the trousers, but Eowyn had the inner confidence of knowing that she was the one who had dispatched a Nazgul, and that trumped everything. __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

07-12-2012, 05:42 PM	#13803
crescendo. Animated Skeleton Join Date: Jul 2012 Location: Lothlórien Posts: 41	"I'm sexy and I know it" __________________ "There's nothing wrong with you. There's a lot wrong with the world you live in." - Chris Colfer

07-13-2012, 04:42 AM	#13804
MCRmyGirl4eva Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: The Elvenking's Halls Posts: 425	*My wife told me that wearing my vegtables on my head will help to prevent my son from growing up to be a shield-surfing, dwarf-befriending, Captain Obvious future king.* __________________ "In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit..." "'Well, I'm back.' said Sam."

07-13-2012, 07:49 AM	#13805
Inziladun Gruesome Spectre Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Heaven's doorstep Posts: 8,038	"No, I'm not Gollum with blond sideburns, Precious. Why do you ask?" __________________ Music alone proves the existence of God.

07-13-2012, 08:52 AM	#13806
crescendo. Animated Skeleton Join Date: Jul 2012 Location: Lothlórien Posts: 41	"You will pay for what you turned me into" __________________ "There's nothing wrong with you. There's a lot wrong with the world you live in." - Chris Colfer

07-13-2012, 03:14 PM	#13807
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,453	I found your Entwife! __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera

07-14-2012, 06:52 PM	#13808
MCRmyGirl4eva Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: The Elvenking's Halls Posts: 425	Legolas must have gotten his looks from his mother's side... __________________ "In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit..." "'Well, I'm back.' said Sam."

07-31-2012, 01:54 AM	#13809
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Mickey Rourke really has not aged gracefully...

08-04-2012, 04:18 PM	#13810
MCRmyGirl4eva Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: The Elvenking's Halls Posts: 425	I'm guarding this torch for the next ME Olympics __________________ "In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit..." "'Well, I'm back.' said Sam."

08-06-2012, 08:17 PM	#13811
Morthoron Curmudgeonly Wordwraith Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Ensconced in curmudgeonly pursuits Posts: 2,510	I am not Gollum's sister! __________________ And your little sister's immaculate virginity wings away on the bony shoulders of a young horse named George who stole surreptitiously into her geography revision.

08-11-2012, 04:25 PM	#13812
MCRmyGirl4eva Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: The Elvenking's Halls Posts: 425	Oh! Um... Hey Rosie... I was just... um... practicing fighting. Yeah! That's it... __________________ "In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit..." "'Well, I'm back.' said Sam."

08-12-2012, 09:29 PM	#13813
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,453	Man, master Peregrine, when have you gotten so devilishly tall? __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera

08-13-2012, 07:32 AM	#13814
Inziladun Gruesome Spectre Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Heaven's doorstep Posts: 8,038	Samwise reacts to Butturbur serving him a light beer. __________________ Music alone proves the existence of God.

08-13-2012, 09:53 AM	#13815
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	Batter up! __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

08-15-2012, 12:10 AM	#13816
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Lord of the Spaceballs... "It seems your Schwartz is as big as mine..."

08-15-2012, 07:31 AM	#13817
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	"Hey ... PJ! Put ME in The Hobbit or else!" __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

08-15-2012, 09:57 AM	#13818
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	Sam Gamgee practising his swing for the Middle-earth Baseball World Series...... __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

08-15-2012, 09:59 AM	#13819
Kitanna Child of the West Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn Posts: 2,132	After breaking a plate, Elanor Gamgee knew she was in trouble with her dad. __________________ "Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." - Mark Twain

08-15-2012, 06:40 PM	#13820
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,453	"If there's no way to get in, I'll hack a way in!" ~~~ "Perhaps if I throw this sword really accurately it will fall onto Gollum, and Master Frodo will think it fell from the sky and not suspect me..." ~~~ Sam: I ain't been dropping no eaves, sir, honest! I was just cutting the grass under the window there, if you follow me. Gandalf: With that sword? ~~~ Frodo: Where did you get that sword, Sam? Sam: Um... uhh... in the toy store? __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera

08-16-2012, 08:59 AM	#13821
MCRmyGirl4eva Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: The Elvenking's Halls Posts: 425	Mommy! Aragorn says his fighting skills are better than mine! __________________ "In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit..." "'Well, I'm back.' said Sam."

08-16-2012, 09:22 AM	#13822
Inziladun Gruesome Spectre Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Heaven's doorstep Posts: 8,038	"Mr. Frodo just had to ask for 'pan-seared oliphaunt'!" __________________ Music alone proves the existence of God.

08-16-2012, 07:01 PM	#13823
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,453	"It's time you showed your quality," thought Sam while testing out his brand-new expensive toy. __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera

08-16-2012, 07:15 PM	#13824
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,453	Sam bravely charges away from the battlefield. __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera

08-16-2012, 09:39 PM	#13825
Kitanna Child of the West Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn Posts: 2,132	"This calls for the Holy Hand Grenade!" __________________ "Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." - Mark Twain

09-04-2012, 10:36 AM	#13826
MCRmyGirl4eva Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: The Elvenking's Halls Posts: 425	New Picture of Thranduil! I revoke my earlier statement regarding Legolas's looks. __________________ "In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit..." "'Well, I'm back.' said Sam."

09-04-2012, 12:42 PM	#13827
Inziladun Gruesome Spectre Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Heaven's doorstep Posts: 8,038	The long-lost Ring of Vidal immediately set to work on its unwary possessor. __________________ Music alone proves the existence of God.

09-05-2012, 07:29 AM	#13828
MCRmyGirl4eva Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: The Elvenking's Halls Posts: 425	The One Ring has a competitor: The Crazy Crown of Doom! And: Having trouble finding your ring, Sauron? Sorry, I've got every ring in Middle-Earth except yours! __________________ "In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit..." "'Well, I'm back.' said Sam."

09-10-2012, 02:23 PM	#13829
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Lucius Malfoy does scrub up well. __________________ Gordon's alive!

09-10-2012, 04:49 PM	#13830
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	A box without keys, lid or hinges Yet placed inside are elven finges __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

09-11-2012, 01:53 AM	#13831
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Thranduil: I want the Arkenstone... To use as a disco ball! OR Thranduil: You remind me of the babe. Thorin: What babe? Thranduil: The babe with the power. Dwalin: What power? Thranduil: The power of vudo! Balin: Who do? Thranduil: You do! Oin: Do what? Thranduil: Remind me of the babe! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

09-11-2012, 06:56 AM	#13832
The Squatter of Amon Rûdh Spectre of Decay Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Bar-en-Danwedh Posts: 2,178	The people of Mirkwood were still no closer to finding out who had stolen all of their BacoFoil. __________________ Man kenuva métim' andúne?

09-11-2012, 07:33 AM	#13833
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,459	If anyone accused Thranduil of being camp he was ready to attack them with his biggest nailfile. __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

09-11-2012, 07:44 AM	#13834
Legate of Amon Lanc A Voice That Gainsayeth Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: In that far land beyond the Sea Posts: 7,431	Thranduil's emo-tendencies became apparent when he decided to make the radical step not only to cut his wrist, but to chop off his arm at the elbow. OR "This is a mithril shirt, see? Nothing can cut through it." OR When Thranduil woke up that morning, he realised his badly behaved teenage son had been at his pranks again: sticking twigs into his father's rich hair, well knowing that he won't be able to get it out. OR (lower part of the picture) Thranduil is successfully hiding a Finnish flag behind his back. __________________ "Should the story say 'he ate bread,' the dramatic producer can only show 'a piece of bread' according to his taste or fancy, but the hearer of the story will think of bread in general and picture it in some form of his own." -On Fairy-Stories

09-11-2012, 03:28 PM	#13836
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Thranduil: "Girl, I was dressing this way before Gaga." __________________ Gordon's alive!