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Old 07-13-2012, 12:31 PM   #1
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Sally couldn't stand it anymore and screamed:

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In PJ's new Hobbit film, budget cuts lead to such money-saving measures as clipping Smaug's wings, borrowing props from the Resident Evil franchise, and inviting Fischer-Price to sponsor the film by providing weapons. The cast, much like the fans, are displeased with these changes.

Lommy exploded in suprise! The powder burns on the wall looked like this:




TGEW was convinced of foul play. In her report to the police, this quote was taken out of context, and later became the basis for yet another creation myth:

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Bard makes that crucial aim at a water-bound Smaug.

MCR sneakily sabotaged TGEW's report, adding a few embellishments of her own:




It was food for thought. Aganzir bit it. After they wrestled it out of her mouth, her teethmarks spelled out:

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Bard the Bowman needs no clothes.

Rikae did what she could with what was left, but had to piece together some missing areas with some nearby Dark Matter:

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Old 07-13-2012, 12:32 PM   #2
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G55 was afraid of the dark! She left all the lights in the house on, running from room to room screaming:

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Bard the Bowman realises the full horror of his situation as he comprehends that Shasta and Kath, forming the Dark Wight Alliance, stole all his clothes, leaving him only his quiver.
Next door, Nogrod couldn't sleep with all the racket. He started throwing anything he could get his hands on at G55's brightly lit house. The splatter on the wall looked like:




Eonwe was enthralled. It soon became apparent that he was insane. As he was carted off, he proclaimed:

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It soon became apparent to Faramir that tales of the Mewlips were greatly exaggerated.
Legate suddenly felt the need to catch them all. Catching only some was just not an option. He drew this idea for a better poketrap:




Rune fell into one of the prototype traps. He escaped easily, despite losing both his legs. He wanted to get this tattooed on himself to commemorate the event:

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The absurd and nightmarish encounter left Faramir bewildered and slightly irate.
Hookbill fooled everyone. He wasn't a tattoo artist after all! He took Rune's money and purchased this:

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Old 07-13-2012, 12:33 PM   #3
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Greenie hunted him down in cold blood. On his tombstone she wrote:

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Dracula's grandmother returns from the dead to take vengeance on Sean Bean.

Gil dug up the body that night. But instead of a body, he found this:




Blind Guardian came up with a scientific theory to explain the anomaly, and called it:

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Death jumps out of a weird-shaped crevice to extract vengeance on a creepy guy.

Sally refuted her claim, claiming that that sort of thing happened all the time. It happened to her fifth cousin all the time. Then she drew this on her van and drove off into the sunset:




Lommy loved it! She had to have it! So she stole it. But she did change the licence plate to read:

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Hookbill Half-Cat came to regret the day he slew the primordial Nazgûl-sprouting spruce.

TGEW objected on the grounds of poor hygiene. So she threw dirt at it until it looked like this:




And over the end credits, MCR could be heard reading the epilogue:

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Eowyn, who is now apparently a cat with a man's head, reflects on killing the Nazgul-spruce tree


The end!
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Old 07-13-2012, 12:50 PM   #4
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Rikae's picture left me in fits of giggles.

And, Blind Guardian, how dare you? Sean Bean isn't creepy!
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Old 07-13-2012, 01:15 PM   #5
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Hahaha, what a great round, guys!
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Old 07-13-2012, 01:25 PM   #6
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And, Blind Guardian, how dare you? Sean Bean isn't creepy!
I didn't know that was Sean Bean until after Oddwin told me!
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Old 07-13-2012, 02:39 PM   #7
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MCRmyGirl4eva has just left Hobbiton.
LOL, signing up for the next one
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Old 07-13-2012, 03:27 PM   #8
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Haha, guys, that was amazing!

Aganzir, Nog, and Rikae, I adored your pictures! Legate, your sentence cracks me up.

I'm up for the next round.
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