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06-14-2012, 03:56 PM
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Laconic Loreman
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: USA
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Phact: The Red Cross lets the phantom donate blood twice without letting 55 days pass inbetween.
^ Phact: It's never his own blood.
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06-14-2012, 04:06 PM
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Curmudgeonly Wordwraith
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Ensconced in curmudgeonly pursuits
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Phact: The Phantom once shot a man in his pajamas. What the man was doing in Phantom's pajamas we'll never know.
Phact: Plaque does not form on Phantom's teeth out of respect. Phact: Policemen pull over Phantom...just to get his autograph. Phact: When Phantom was born, he slapped the doctor. Phact: Michaelangelo used Phantom as a model for his David sculpture (obviously, it was a cold day).
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And your little sister's immaculate virginity wings away on the bony shoulders of a young horse named George who stole surreptitiously into her geography revision. Last edited by Morthoron; 06-14-2012 at 08:09 PM. |
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06-14-2012, 07:47 PM
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Blossom of Dwimordene
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: The realm of forgotten words
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Phact: the phantom takes the bite from the MacIntosh and looks out the Windows.
Phact: fool a man - shame on you. Fool a superior - well, just don't fool a superior. You can never fool the phantom. Phact: the phantom's second-favourite dish is roasted snake feet. His favourite is fried fish lungs. Phact: the phantom can defeat himself and win. Phact: the phantom once flew to the sun. How did he manage the temperature? He flew at night.  Phact: Sauron has only 9 fingers because Isildur chopped one off. He only has 1 eye because... well, let's just say he had a staring contest with the phantom that did not go well for him. Phact: the phantom once gave Eru and the Ainur some hallucinogen drugs. The result was the creation of Ea. Phact: Tolkien invented the legendarium. the phantom invented Tolkien. Phact: Gandalf can make ring shapes out of smoke, but only the phantom, when smoking a pipe, can make Gandalf shapes. Phact: when Beren confronted him, Carcharoth snapped his jaws around his hand. When he came across the phantom, he tried to do the same trick. As a result Carcharoth suffered severe toothache for the next seven years and lost more than several teeth. Hmm. xed with some highs.
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You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera |
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06-15-2012, 04:02 AM
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Flame Imperishable
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Right here
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06-15-2012, 07:20 AM
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Blossom of Dwimordene
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: The realm of forgotten words
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You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera |
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06-15-2012, 07:22 AM
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The Sweetest Spoiler
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: from beneath you it giggles incessantly
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"My heart always cowers behind the defense of my wit." Friendship is two pals munching on a well-cooked face together. Fenris bookworm.
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06-15-2012, 07:30 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
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06-20-2012, 09:53 AM
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Blossom of Dwimordene
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: The realm of forgotten words
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Phact: whoever says that perfection in impossible has never met the phantom.
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You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera |
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07-19-2012, 05:34 PM
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Blossom of Dwimordene
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: The realm of forgotten words
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Phact: the phantom lives longer than anyone around him. How can we prove that? Easily! February, in the phantom's calendar, always has 30 days.
Phact: people only decided on the ∞ sign for infinity after they all failed to draw the phantom in all his perfection. Phact: the phantom can enter and leave the Halls of Mandos at his pleasure. Phact: there will never be a story/film titled "The Return of The Phantom", because the phantom has never left in the first place. He is always here.
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You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera |
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