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06-14-2012, 09:32 AM
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Gruesome Spectre
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Heaven's doorstep
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"Mr. Frodo, I just now realized we're sittin' under a troll's nostrils".
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06-14-2012, 04:41 PM
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
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"Well, do you want a hand at refillin' the flask, or shall I?" Or... Frodo: "No, Sam, his name isn't MISTER Poofywickers, and if I hear you call him that again, I shall get angry."
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06-17-2012, 10:51 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid
Posts: 2,254
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06-18-2012, 06:44 AM
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Blossom of Dwimordene
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: The realm of forgotten words
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O horror, horror, horror! Tongue nor heart cannot conceive nor name thee!
The three travellers scare the wits out of Gandalf.
-- Gandalf is blown away by a gust of wind. -- Gandalf wonders about why there is writing in the sky and prepares to take it down.
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06-18-2012, 06:59 AM
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Blossom of Dwimordene
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: The realm of forgotten words
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They are just playing a game. It's called "freeze in your weirdest looking poses".
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You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera |
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06-18-2012, 07:34 AM
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
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Gandalf: I didn't say Simon Says, Aragorn! Now taste my WRATH!
Legolas: Mother may I! Mother may I! AAAAAAAIIII!
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06-18-2012, 08:04 AM
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A Voice That Gainsayeth
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: In that far land beyond the Sea
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Gandalf: "And now, everyone, repeat after me!" Aragorn: "Wow, one would never think how difficult this hoola-dancing is..."
OR As the laws of nature suddenly collapse without warning, men start glowing, steel is set on fire and Gimli's axe, ignoring the gravity, flies to stab him. OR Gimli's axe: "That's for all the years you've been just using me! Now die!"
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"Should the story say 'he ate bread,' the dramatic producer can only show 'a piece of bread' according to his taste or fancy, but the hearer of the story will think of bread in general and picture it in some form of his own." -On Fairy-Stories |
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06-18-2012, 08:20 AM
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Gruesome Spectre
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Heaven's doorstep
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Aragorn: "Don't do it, Gandalf! Uncloaking is never the answer!"
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06-18-2012, 08:21 AM
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Blossom of Dwimordene
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: The realm of forgotten words
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Gimli's levitational powers - applied to his axe. Aragorn's inflammatory powers - applied to his sword. Gandalf's glowing powers - applied to his staff. Legolas' stupidity powers - "Mithrandir!"
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You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera |
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06-18-2012, 04:14 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid
Posts: 2,254
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Gandalf, did you go into the restricted area of the nuclear power plant?
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06-18-2012, 04:24 PM
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Blossom of Dwimordene
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: The realm of forgotten words
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"Gandalf! Behind you!..."
--- Gandalf: "You shall not pass!" Aragorn: "Wrong line wrong place, Ian."
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06-18-2012, 04:49 PM
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A Voice That Gainsayeth
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: In that far land beyond the Sea
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Aragorn: "It's all your fault, wizard! When I was small, you bestowed a curse on me that left my hand misshapen. But today I shall have my revenge!"
OR Unseen, Legolas uses the moment when others are being distracted to commit suicide by stabbing himself into the neck.
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"Should the story say 'he ate bread,' the dramatic producer can only show 'a piece of bread' according to his taste or fancy, but the hearer of the story will think of bread in general and picture it in some form of his own." -On Fairy-Stories |
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06-19-2012, 06:23 PM
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Gruesome Spectre
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Heaven's doorstep
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Gimli makes the mistake of asking to see the "Balrog Scar".
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06-20-2012, 06:22 AM
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Shade of Carn Dűm
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: The Elvenking's Halls
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Legolas makes the mistake of thinking that there is a costume-party, and proceeds to dress as Robin Hood
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06-22-2012, 02:27 PM
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Blossom of Dwimordene
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: The realm of forgotten words
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 The Clone Wars. Find Waldo! ...erm, Elrond!
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You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera |
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06-22-2012, 02:35 PM
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Gruesome Spectre
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Heaven's doorstep
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Elrond forgets the old Elvish proverb: "Lembas may 'feed the will', but it also irritates the colon."
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06-22-2012, 02:42 PM
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Blossom of Dwimordene
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: The realm of forgotten words
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Elrond sees himself in mirror.
--- Elrond: what did Arwen put in my shaving cream!?
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You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera |
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06-22-2012, 05:48 PM
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Child of the West
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn
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"Elves! Tonight we dine in hell!
~*~*~ "Someone get me my brown trousers."
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06-22-2012, 08:50 PM
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
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Looks like a case of the Elf-lord's New Armor...
Or... Elrond: *sniff* I wanted to ride in the van with Eomer... Or... Elrond: Have you ever just stood and stared at it? Marveled at its beauty, its genius? Billions of people, living out their lives, oblivious...
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06-24-2012, 01:32 PM
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Shade of Carn Dűm
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: The Elvenking's Halls
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Elrond suddenly discovers that the whole thing about volcanoes is; the hot lava burns the skin.
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06-28-2012, 04:23 PM
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A Mere Boggart
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: under the bed
Posts: 4,737
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 "What is this tripe?!" Bilbo is transfixed by the horror that is the latest fan fic taking The Shire by storm, 50 Shades of Gandalf the Grey Uncloaked.
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Gordon's alive!
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06-28-2012, 04:55 PM
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Gruesome Spectre
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Heaven's doorstep
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Thorin's demands for his bedroom accoutrements included a brush made with hobbit-hair and facial cream made from troll earwax.
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06-28-2012, 05:00 PM
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A Mere Boggart
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: under the bed
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"I'm sure I asked for some Lego and a new Chopper bike?" Bilbo rechecks his letter to Santa on Christmas morning when he gets up to find some hairy Dwarves under the tree.
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06-28-2012, 05:05 PM
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Blossom of Dwimordene
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: The realm of forgotten words
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Thorin: No, Balin, don't move. I want him to figure out for himself that he's reading it upside-down.
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06-28-2012, 05:18 PM
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Gruesome Spectre
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Heaven's doorstep
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"The fine print says they won't pay funeral costs if I'm in a dragon's colon."
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06-28-2012, 07:52 PM
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Regal Dwarven Shade
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: A Remote Dwarven Hold
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Bilbo: This is the script?! There are fifteen scenes where Galadriel helps Gandalf uncloak, Eowyn and Arwen mud wrestling for the hand of Thorin and the Mighty Thor swoops in at the last moment to save the day during the War of the Five Legions! Why do they allow this man to make these movies?!
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...finding a path that cannot be found, walking a road that cannot be seen, climbing a ladder that was never placed, or reading a paragraph that has no... |
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06-28-2012, 08:12 PM
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Blossom of Dwimordene
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: The realm of forgotten words
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"These Dwarves sure eat a lot!" thought Bilbo, looking at the list of delicacies the Dwarves ordered for dinner.
~~~ Bilbo conciders the list that Thorin came up with off the top of his head of the potential ways to die during the journey.
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You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera |
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06-28-2012, 08:49 PM
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
Posts: 2,145
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"Lonely Mountain. If convenient, come. If inconvenient, come anyway."
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06-29-2012, 03:00 AM
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Banned
Join Date: Jun 2012
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Game
Eh,a very interesting game.
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06-29-2012, 06:30 AM
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Shade of Carn Dűm
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: The Elvenking's Halls
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Bilbo, considering the script, finds himself suddenly wishing that he had followed his mother's advice to not become an adult movie star.
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"In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit..." "'Well, I'm back.' said Sam." |
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06-29-2012, 06:40 AM
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Child of the West
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn
Posts: 2,132
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Dwarf poetry is so terrible, Bilbo thought. How am I supposed to tell them "as pretty as a solid rock formation" is not considered a compliment to elves?
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"Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." - Mark Twain |
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06-29-2012, 09:48 AM
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Shade of Carn Dűm
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: The Elvenking's Halls
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 Eowyn notices that Faramir has a little orc blood in his hair.
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06-29-2012, 10:01 AM
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Gruesome Spectre
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Heaven's doorstep
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"Psst! Lord Faramir! You know this is your father's funeral, right?"
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06-30-2012, 09:13 AM
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Shade of Carn Dűm
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: The Elvenking's Halls
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Guards: The real action is over this way
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06-30-2012, 12:58 PM
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
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*golfimbul clap*
Or... In the frozen land of Gondor, they were forced to eat Aragorn's minstrel. And there was much rejoicing. E&F: yaaaaay.
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07-02-2012, 11:00 AM
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Shade of Carn Dűm
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: The Elvenking's Halls
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 Does this jacket make my sword look big?
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