If you could have been born in Middle Earth... - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Selmo · 05-08-2012, 05:25 AM

What would I be in Middle-Earth?

Let me think;
I'm rather short and a little tubby, I had brown curly hair (it's gray now), I like to wear bright colours, I enjoy good simple food, five meals a day (when I can get them), I love dark, strong ale and the (very) occasional pipe of tobacco.

I wonder what I could be.

Is there a vacancy for an Ale Quality Inspector in The Shire?

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Glorthelion · 05-25-2012, 07:04 PM

Me, I would be a great commander of Gondor's armies. Something along the lines of Boromir.

Meneltarmacil · 05-25-2012, 07:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Selmo

What would I be in Middle-Earth?

Let me think;
I'm rather short and a little tubby, I had brown curly hair (it's gray now), I like to wear bright colours, I enjoy good simple food, five meals a day (when I can get them), I love dark, strong ale and the (very) occasional pipe of tobacco.

I wonder what I could be.

Is there a vacancy for an Ale Quality Inspector in The Shire?

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There was, but I believe a certain Peregrine Took already filled it.

Alcidas · 08-06-2012, 04:45 AM

I would be an elf and live in Rivendell (because those elf girls are HOT...)

Mumriken · 08-06-2012, 09:38 AM

^stupid.........

I'd be an pipeweed smoking elf. I'd live in a lighthouse by the western sea. At the top of my lighthouse I'd have a small gallery where I'd draw sleep and live my ever lasting life out. Of course from time to time I'd travel east to visit the hobbits and Tom Bombadil...and maybe even the ents!!!!!

Alcidas · 08-06-2012, 12:20 PM

^
Daft

Whoever heard of a pipeweed smoking elf?

Ninde Lossehelin · 08-07-2012, 11:04 PM

A hobbit of the shire.... Good peaceful and food loving

skip spence · 08-08-2012, 06:10 AM

Perhaps the city of Umbar, some time during the latter parts of Gondorian rule?

I bet that would be an exiting city, a melting pot of different cultures and peoples; a place where goods and services from all around Middle Earth would be readily available for a price; a place where there's a little something for everybody, be they into history, art, partying, war or adventuring; a place where there's nice sunny weather, beaches, good food and drink, good women, and a bit edgy too, certainly not a quiet and safe old folks retreat.

05-25-2012, 07:04 PM	#2
Glorthelion Haunting Spirit Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 58	Me, I would be a great commander of Gondor's armies. Something along the lines of Boromir. __________________ What did Aragorn say when Gandalf died in Moria? Damn Gulf

08-06-2012, 04:45 AM	#4
Alcidas Animated Skeleton Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: DerbySHIRE Posts: 32	I would be an elf and live in Rivendell (because those elf girls are HOT...) __________________ Free Miniature Printables for 28-32mm Scale

08-06-2012, 12:20 PM	#6
Alcidas Animated Skeleton Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: DerbySHIRE Posts: 32	^ Daft Whoever heard of a pipeweed smoking elf? __________________ Free Miniature Printables for 28-32mm Scale

08-07-2012, 11:04 PM	#7
Ninde Lossehelin Pile O'Bones Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: Where else but the Shire Posts: 13	A hobbit of the shire.... Good peaceful and food loving __________________ "So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us."

08-08-2012, 06:10 AM	#8
skip spence shadow of a doubt Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Back on the streets Posts: 1,125	Perhaps the city of Umbar, some time during the latter parts of Gondorian rule? I bet that would be an exiting city, a melting pot of different cultures and peoples; a place where goods and services from all around Middle Earth would be readily available for a price; a place where there's a little something for everybody, be they into history, art, partying, war or adventuring; a place where there's nice sunny weather, beaches, good food and drink, good women, and a bit edgy too, certainly not a quiet and safe old folks retreat. __________________ "You can always come back, but you can't come back all the way" ~ Bob Dylan

05-08-2012, 05:25 AM	#1
Selmo Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The Shire (Staffordshire), United Kingdom Posts: 273	What would I be in Middle-Earth? Let me think; I'm rather short and a little tubby, I had brown curly hair (it's gray now), I like to wear bright colours, I enjoy good simple food, five meals a day (when I can get them), I love dark, strong ale and the (very) occasional pipe of tobacco. I wonder what I could be. Is there a vacancy for an Ale Quality Inspector in The Shire? .

08-06-2012, 09:38 AM	#5
Mumriken Banned Join Date: Jul 2012 Posts: 78	^stupid......... I'd be an pipeweed smoking elf. I'd live in a lighthouse by the western sea. At the top of my lighthouse I'd have a small gallery where I'd draw sleep and live my ever lasting life out. Of course from time to time I'd travel east to visit the hobbits and Tom Bombadil...and maybe even the ents!!!!!