The Hobbit Movie Trailer!

[Galadriel]

http://www.theonering.net/

So. Tauriel is a warrior. Head of the guard. I knew it. Making a woman strong without giving her a weapon is impossible for filmmakers.

[narfforc]

So we have Marvel meets Middle-earth now in the form of Taurielektra..... pathetic..

[Galin]

No Necrodancer then? But wait, she wouldn't reveal that!

Excelsior!

[Boo Radley]

Originally Posted by Galin

Necrodancer !

{Elton John Voice}Hold me closer, Necro Dancer... wait... ewwww......{/Elton John Voice}

[Oddwen]

Originally Posted by Boo Radley

{Elton John Voice}Hold me closer, Necro Dancer... wait... ewwww......{/Elton John Voice}

...count the Nazgul on the Greenwaaaaaaay...

[Boo Radley]

Originally Posted by narfforc

So we have Marvel meets Middle-earth now in the form of Taurielektra..... pathetic..

Ouch!

[Galadriel55]

Originally Posted by Galadriel

http://www.theonering.net/

So. Tauriel is a warrior. Head of the guard. I knew it. Making a woman strong without giving her a weapon is impossible for filmmakers.

"Deadly" and "lethal". See, that's why her role upsets me the most. She's such a Mary Sue she doesn't even deserve to be named after Merisu. Knows how to wield any weapon, she does. Has purple eyes too, I bet.

[Oddwen]

Has anyone ever played Seirra's The Hobbit game for pc and consoles? There's a lady elf character in there who Bilbo rescues from the troll caves, and who then helps Bilbo into the caves of the Elvenking and with several quests therin. I'm hoping that Tauriel fits somewhere along those lines.

She'll probably be the Head Elf in charge of the hunt for the white stag, or she'll rescue the dwarves from the spiders or capture the party-crashing dwarves or something.

Originally Posted by Galin

Necrodancer

Heee.

[Galadriel55]

Originally Posted by Oddwen

Has anyone ever played Seirra's The Hobbit game for pc and consoles? There's a lady elf character in there who Bilbo rescues from the troll caves, and who then helps Bilbo into the caves of the Elvenking and with several quests therin. I'm hoping that Tauriel fits somewhere along those lines.

She'll probably be the Head Elf in charge of the hunt for the white stag, or she'll rescue the dwarves from the spiders or capture the party-crashing dwarves or something.

Or she will rescue the Dwarves from the Spiders and the Halls both, lead Thranduil's host together with Legolas, fall in love with him, shoot Smaug, save the Five Legions, and do all kinds of things she's not supposed to be doing. Like as not the audience will be crying for her death instead of Thorin's.

[Kuruharan]

Originally Posted by Galadriel55

Like as not the audience will be crying for her death instead of Thorin's.

I know I will be.

[Eruhen]

Kuru, I think G55 means "weeping because she died", not "clamouring with pitchforks".

Although I do plan to bring a pitchfork and a torch to the theatre...

[Pitchwife]

Originally Posted by The very model of a modern Elvish Mary-Sue

And she’s lethal and deadly.

Both lethal and deadly? Meaning she can not only kill you but also slay you, do you in and finish you? I'm trembling.

[Galadriel55]

Originally Posted by Eruhen

Kuru, I think G55 means "weeping because she died", not "clamouring with pitchforks".

Yes, I do. Personally I'll be full of glee when she dies - the sooner the better. Muahahahahahah!!!!!

[Kuruharan]

Originally Posted by Eruhen

Kuru, I think G55 means "weeping because she died", not "clamouring with pitchforks".

Although I do plan to bring a pitchfork and a torch to the theatre...

Oops.

[Galadriel]

Originally Posted by Galadriel55

"Deadly" and "lethal". See, that's why her role upsets me the most. She's such a Mary Sue she doesn't even deserve to be named after Merisu. Knows how to wield any weapon, she does. Has purple eyes too, I bet.

Purple? Nah, they'll change colour when she's angry - then everyone can see how goddess-like she is. I bet the Dwarves will unjustly insult her for being a woman and head of the guard and then she'll throw them in the dungeons (at Thranduil's order).

Sigh.

Am I overreacting?