If Sauron came to you with 1,000,000 orcs, you would... - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Lindale · 01-24-2012, 01:29 PM

Prolly get them to sign a petition for any cause I might be sponsoring at the moment; a million's a lot of signatures!

Andsigil · 01-24-2012, 05:10 PM

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If Sauron came to you with 1,000,000 orcs, you would...

do the Safety Dance.

Faramir Jones · 02-14-2012, 04:30 AM

Call upon all the legions of Legolas fans for help, saying that once I'm dealt with he'll be next on Sauron's list.

Belegorn · 07-26-2012, 04:41 PM

Throw man flesh at them, like that stuff fishers do to lure sharks, and run. What I'm doing with human parts that I can throw at people, don't ask. I think I might have had an argument with someone earlier.

Lollipop010900 · 11-13-2012, 11:35 PM

Run up a huge mountain using my elf fitness skills and shoot them down, one by one. (while yelling horrible things at them)

Dark Lord · 02-26-2013, 11:52 PM

Bow down to him, like we should anyways.

Faramir Jones · 02-27-2013, 09:00 AM

Pretend that I'm Morgoth returned, give out about how they've all gone soft, then tell them all to go back home and not return until they're evil enough.

01-24-2012, 01:29 PM	#1
Lindale Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: midway upon... in a forest dark Posts: 975	Prolly get them to sign a petition for any cause I might be sponsoring at the moment; a million's a lot of signatures! __________________ The heart does things for reasons Reason itself cannot comprehend. - Blaise Pascal Legal Madness.

02-14-2012, 04:30 AM	#3
Faramir Jones Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Lonely Isle Posts: 706	Call upon the Legolas fans for help Call upon all the legions of Legolas fans for help, saying that once I'm dealt with he'll be next on Sauron's list.

07-26-2012, 04:41 PM	#4
Belegorn Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jul 2012 Location: Henneth Annûn, Ithilien Posts: 462	Throw man flesh at them, like that stuff fishers do to lure sharks, and run. What I'm doing with human parts that I can throw at people, don't ask. I think I might have had an argument with someone earlier. __________________ "For believe me: the secret for harvesting from existence the greatest fruitfulness and the greatest enjoyment is - to live dangerously!" - G.S.; F. Nietzsche

02-27-2013, 09:00 AM	#7
Faramir Jones Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Lonely Isle Posts: 706	What would I do? Pretend that I'm Morgoth returned, give out about how they've all gone soft, then tell them all to go back home and not return until they're evil enough. Last edited by Faramir Jones; 02-27-2013 at 09:11 AM.

11-13-2012, 11:35 PM	#5
Lollipop010900 Animated Skeleton Join Date: Jan 2012 Posts: 47	Run up a huge mountain using my elf fitness skills and shoot them down, one by one. (while yelling horrible things at them)

02-26-2013, 11:52 PM	#6
Dark Lord Pile O'Bones Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 21	Bow down to him, like we should anyways.