Ring Poem Parodies - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Hookbill the Goomba · 10-01-2011, 04:17 PM

The Northern English version...

Eh up!

Right, there's three rings fer that poncy lot.
Seven fer short lot, down pit.
Nine fer us lot, the workin' blokes.
One fer that B****d, on his loo,
in that London where it's all dark.

This One Ring's the bleedin' boss o' the others.
It sticks 'em all together, an' all!
An' ye' know what? It brings 'em all together, too!
An' it binds 'em all up,

Aye, an' it all happens in that London,
Where it's all dark.

10-01-2011, 04:17 PM	#7
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	The Northern English version... Eh up! Right, there's three rings fer that poncy lot. Seven fer short lot, down pit. Nine fer us lot, the workin' blokes. One fer that B****d, on his loo, in that London where it's all dark. This One Ring's the bleedin' boss o' the others. It sticks 'em all together, an' all! An' ye' know what? It brings 'em all together, too! An' it binds 'em all up, Aye, an' it all happens in that London, Where it's all dark. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...