Phantom: The Thread (The Most Important Thread EVER)

[Oddwen]

Phact: When the phantom first joined The Barrow Downs, he started his own "Hello" introductory thread. The Barrow-Wight stickied it.

Phact: The last thread the phantom will make will be titled "the phantom Would Like To Announce His Engagement". It will be his last because once he undergoes the complicated and illegal surgical procedure required to marry oneself, he will be far, far too busy in real life to bother with his online one.

[satansaloser2005]

Originally Posted by Oddwen

Phact: When the phantom first joined The Barrow Downs, he started his own "Hello" introductory thread. The Barrow-Wight stickied it.

Is it sad that I actually checked to see if that thread had been started by Phantom?

I thought so too.


Phact: All phacts on this thread are true, even the ones "proven" to be false. Or rather, phalse.

Phact: The above phact is phalse.

Phact: I now am spelling all Fs with a PH. Ask Mnemosyne; she can vouch phor the whole phlipping thing.

Phact: Phor reals now, I phrankly think this thread isn't phun anymore. It's been phar too active, and I'm phairly certain the phurry skwerls will not phind it very phunny.

Phact: Doing the above defies spellcheck, because Phantom defies spellcheck.

[Galadriel55]

Originally Posted by satansaloser2005

Phact: Doing the above defies spellcheck, because Phantom defies spellcheck.

Counter-phact: phantom does not defy spellcheck. He dephies it.

[Oddwen]

Phact: Each time that Eru Iluvatar raised his hands during the Music of the Ainur, he was trying to shush everyone so he could listen to the phantom.

Phact: When Aule first made the Fathers of the Dwarves, he was trying to follow the phantom's instructions in making the first Chia Pets. the phantom was so disgusted with the failure that he went told Eru that Aule was playing with Barbies.

Phact: the phantom knew that Finrod Felagund was the Ranger, but attacked Beren anyway.

Phact: the phantom's energy drink of choice is Red Balrog. "It may or may not give you wings".

Phact: the phantom is the Red Bull.

Phact: the phantom is El-ahrairah, Phantom with a Thousand Enemies.

Phact: Soylent Green is the phantom.

Phact: By the command of Morgoth the Orcs with great labor gathered all the bodies of those who had fallen in the great battle, and all their harness and weapons, and piled them in a great mound in the midst of Anfaulglith; and it was like a hill that could be seen from afar. Haudh-en-Ndengin the Elves named it, the Hill of Slain, and Haudh-en-Nirnaeth, the Hill of Tears. But grass came there and grew again long and green upon that hill, alone in all the desert that Morgoth made, and the phantom was wroth, because they had dug up the place where his Chia Pet army was supposed to awaken from. And the phantom forbade any creature of Morgoth to tread thereafter upon the earth beneath which the swords of the Eldar and the Edain crumbled into rust and the pottery shards of the Chia crumbled into dust.

[Bom Tombadillo]

Phact: The Doctor phears the phantom.

Phact: The Nazgul phear phire because the phantom invented it.

Phact: the phantom is right behind you. Nodon'tlookyouphoo

[the phantom]

Phact: In the first ever Tol-In-Gaurhoth game the first ever vote for the first ever Fenris Wolf (here) was cast by Phantom. Therefore, from henceforth the term shall be Phenris Wolf.

Phact: Bom Tom will be richly rewarded for already being on board with the new spelling.

[Galadriel55]

Phact: TP is too cool to write "ph" instead oph "f".

Phact: Bom is secretly TP's right-hand man.