WW XC: Lord of the Rings 2: The Quest For More Money

[Galadriel55]

Originally Posted by Eönwë

Dance? Sing? Do something extremely hilarious and creative?

Oh fine then.

Ho! Ho! Ho! to the bottle I go
To heal my heart and drown my woe.
Rain may fall and wind may blow,
And many wolves be still to go,
But under a tall tree I will lie,
And let the clouds go sailing by.

Hmmm. I can do better. How about:

Sing hey! for the lynch at the close of Day
that washes the fake reveals away!
A loon is he that will not sing:
O! Wolves Lynched is a noble thing!

O! Sweet is the sound of falling rain,
and the brook that leaps from hill to plain;
but better than the rain or rippling streams
is Dying Wolf that shouts and screams!

...Ummm... that sounds a bit bloodthirsty.

Edit: xed with Foley's vote. Might as well vote too.