Orc haute couture - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Galadriel · 04-07-2011, 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Galadriel55

After you've sat once on one of the red-hot stones without pants on, you learn the lesson.

But...wouldn't red-hot stones burn through your pants anyway?

Morthoron · 04-07-2011, 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Galadriel

But...wouldn't red-hot stones burn through your pants anyway?

Perhaps that is when "hot pants" came into vogue, Orcs being risque and all.

Inziladun · 04-07-2011, 02:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Morthoron

Perhaps that is when "hot pants" came into vogue, Orcs being risque and all.

Actually, I'm firmly convinced leisure suits were an Orkish invention.

Look, alatar, isn't it bad enough to have to deal with the "Gandalf uncloaking" mental picture? Naked hobbits on the Barrow-downs are a pretty unappealing thought as well. Let's not add nude Orcs to the fray.

alatar · 04-07-2011, 02:44 PM

I'm just saying, what better way to annoy those slipper-wearing elves?

And again, have we ever settled the issue regarding the existence of female orcs (or the species equivalent)?

Note that I won't be selling any 'Orcs at the beach' calendars anytime soon.

Galadriel · 04-08-2011, 12:51 AM

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Originally Posted by alatar

I'm just saying, what better way to annoy those slipper-wearing elves?

I thought elves wore light shoes or sandals

alatar · 04-12-2011, 05:49 PM

Even Peter Jackson had interesting thoughts about clothing orcs (as read here) ...

Galadriel · 04-08-2011, 12:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Inziladun

Actually, I'm firmly convinced leisure suits were an Orkish invention.

Look, alatar, isn't it bad enough to have to deal with the "Gandalf uncloaking" mental picture? Naked hobbits on the Barrow-downs are a pretty unappealing thought as well. Let's not add nude Orcs to the fray.

Yeah...imagine all the fungus that must be growing in...um...not-so-nice places.

04-07-2011, 02:44 PM	#4
alatar Doubting Dwimmerlaik Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Heaven's basement Posts: 2,466	I'm just saying, what better way to annoy those slipper-wearing elves? And again, have we ever settled the issue regarding the existence of female orcs (or the species equivalent)? Note that I won't be selling any 'Orcs at the beach' calendars anytime soon. __________________ There is naught that you can do, other than to resist, with hope or without it.

04-12-2011, 05:49 PM	#6
alatar Doubting Dwimmerlaik Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Heaven's basement Posts: 2,466	Even Peter Jackson had interesting thoughts about clothing orcs (as read here) ... __________________ There is naught that you can do, other than to resist, with hope or without it.