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Curmudgeonly Wordwraith
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Ensconced in curmudgeonly pursuits
Posts: 2,515
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MERRY'S BENIGHTED BUT VERY SIGHTED SONG (With apologies to Pete Townsend and The Who)
I know I'm a Hobbit, but here's a surprise I can be downright Elvish cos' there's magic in my eyes Hobbits see for miles and miles and miles and miles and miles Oh yeah If you think you really know me, then I'm just a lousy son-of-a-Took You don't know half of this halfling from reading about me in a book Because the joke's on you Have a mathom or two I'll put this junk in a pile Because all the while Hobbits see for miles and miles Hobbits see for miles and miles Hobbits see for miles and miles and miles and miles and miles Oh yeah The White Tower of Minas Tirith is mine to see on clearer days You thought that I would need a Palantir to see right through the haze But you don't believe me About visual acuity Then I'll stand on this ridge And see the Brandywine Bridge Hobbits see for miles and miles Hobbits see for miles and miles Hobbits see for miles and miles and miles and miles and miles Oh yeah
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And your little sister's immaculate virginity wings away on the bony shoulders of a young horse named George who stole surreptitiously into her geography revision. |
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