What do you "assign" to the Shire?

[Mithalwen]

Galadriel that is very wise. My mother used to say one should be grateful for every uneventful day and when I was young I thought a dull life was a strange thing to show gratitude for, then when life started getting eventful in a bad way I realised how right she was. Like that Chinese curse "May you live in interesting times".

And while I am here I will assign that blessed combination of black coffee and a really good farm shop bacon sandwich. I may have to have a second breakfast...