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narfforc · 01-14-2011, 06:14 AM

Here is another one........ and you have to imagine that Sam likes Country and Western songs:-

IN WESTERN SONGS THERE IS NO FUN
AND IT SEEMS SO STRANGE A THING,
SO MANY DIE WITHOUT THE GUN
THAT THEY FORGOT TO BRING,
THEY GET INTO A STUPID FIGHT
IN TAVERNS OR A BAR,
THEY ARGUE OVER WHO IS RIGHT
AND WHO HAS THE LONGEST SCAR.

NOW THOUGH IT IS THAT ONE MUST DIE
AND TAKE ETERNAL SLEEP,
TO LEAVE A MOTHER WITH NEED TO BUY
A COFFIN AND TO WEEP,
HE'LL LEAVE BEHIND A BABY SON
A DOG THAT'S NEVER WELL,
A HORSE WHO'S DAYS ARE LONG SINCE DONE
AND A WIFE TO ROT IN HELL.

01-14-2011, 06:14 AM	#2
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	In Western Lands Beneath The Sun............. Here is another one........ and you have to imagine that Sam likes Country and Western songs:- IN WESTERN SONGS THERE IS NO FUN AND IT SEEMS SO STRANGE A THING, SO MANY DIE WITHOUT THE GUN THAT THEY FORGOT TO BRING, THEY GET INTO A STUPID FIGHT IN TAVERNS OR A BAR, THEY ARGUE OVER WHO IS RIGHT AND WHO HAS THE LONGEST SCAR. NOW THOUGH IT IS THAT ONE MUST DIE AND TAKE ETERNAL SLEEP, TO LEAVE A MOTHER WITH NEED TO BUY A COFFIN AND TO WEEP, HE'LL LEAVE BEHIND A BABY SON A DOG THAT'S NEVER WELL, A HORSE WHO'S DAYS ARE LONG SINCE DONE AND A WIFE TO ROT IN HELL. __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.