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Folwren · 10-29-2010, 06:34 PM

Nothing made sense to them...

Galadriel55 · 10-31-2010, 08:33 AM

..., especially how Gollum and Galadriel

narfforc · 11-08-2010, 04:33 AM

... had managed to have offspring........

Tuor in Gondolin · 11-08-2010, 08:20 AM

...who built the Prancing Pony...

Galadriel55 · 11-15-2010, 05:23 PM

...and smoked pipe weed often.

Tuor in Gondolin · 11-15-2010, 05:37 PM

So they decided on pink since Haldir LOVED shocking pink.
But Haldir also loved sparkles when singing "Goodbye Yellow Brick..."
But he wished he could sartorially dress better than Galadriel
who was not happy with Sauron's sexy eyelash(es?) from E-Bay;
so she conspired to steal Varda's eyelashes after returning to
Lothlorien and stealing Galadriel's dress.

This really ticked off Varda, who was counting on a sexy gown for the
party Manwe held for the Valar every last Twelvtyth of Foreyule. Fortunately the
Valar drinking game consisted of guzzling large quantities of wine everytime
someone said "Gollum's weird strange-coloured weeds" or
"weedy Gollum's strangely weird weeds".

While at the party their habbit to sniff all the time made Varda dizzy and sleepy
(Sniff sniff yawn yawn Varda). After pouring antihistamine laced merlot nothing
made sense to them, especially how Gollum and Galadriel had managed to have
offspring who built the Prancing Pony and smoked pipe weed often.

...But Manwe's hangover next day...

Galadriel55 · 11-19-2010, 03:16 PM

had a very interesting effect

10-29-2010, 06:34 PM	#1
Folwren Messenger of Hope Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a tiny, insignificant little town in one of the many States. Posts: 5,076	Nothing made sense to them... __________________ A young man who wishes to remain a sound atheist cannot be too careful of his reading. - C.S. Lewis

10-31-2010, 08:33 AM	#2
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,518	..., especially how Gollum and Galadriel __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera

11-08-2010, 04:33 AM	#3
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	... had managed to have offspring........ __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

11-08-2010, 08:20 AM	#4
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	...who built the Prancing Pony... __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

11-15-2010, 05:23 PM	#5
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,518	...and smoked pipe weed often. __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera

11-15-2010, 05:37 PM	#6
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	So they decided on pink since Haldir LOVED shocking pink. But Haldir also loved sparkles when singing "Goodbye Yellow Brick..." But he wished he could sartorially dress better than Galadriel who was not happy with Sauron's sexy eyelash(es?) from E-Bay; so she conspired to steal Varda's eyelashes after returning to Lothlorien and stealing Galadriel's dress. This really ticked off Varda, who was counting on a sexy gown for the party Manwe held for the Valar every last Twelvtyth of Foreyule. Fortunately the Valar drinking game consisted of guzzling large quantities of wine everytime someone said "Gollum's weird strange-coloured weeds" or "weedy Gollum's strangely weird weeds". While at the party their habbit to sniff all the time made Varda dizzy and sleepy (Sniff sniff yawn yawn Varda). After pouring antihistamine laced merlot nothing made sense to them, especially how Gollum and Galadriel had managed to have offspring who built the Prancing Pony and smoked pipe weed often. ...But Manwe's hangover next day... __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

11-19-2010, 03:16 PM	#7
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,518	had a very interesting effect __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera