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The Squatter of Amon Rûdh · 10-04-2010, 02:43 PM

What? I make one drunken proposal to a bunch of asparagus, and all of a sudden Rune is off his meat-only diet? It's a witch-hunt, I tell you. Fortunately, it would help six ongoing suits for bigamy (twelve Brussels sprouts, a plate of string beans and a salad bar) and one for breach of promise (an upstanding cauliflower of good family) if everyone were to eat the plaintiffs. Therefore I counsel immediate vegetarianism and a five-hundred per-cent increase in the size of everyone's meals.

Loslote · 10-04-2010, 03:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Rune Son of Bjarne

That is why we expect to launch different almost meat free vegetarian products within near future.

Like our new improved minced beef with only 12% beef, instead we have put in 88% of lard.

Hey! That's my Classic Fake-Bacon recipe!

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Originally Posted by Pitchwife

Rune, if you're indeed intending to adjust your nutrition habits towards eating more chicken, I can't recommend anything better than Pitchie's Quality Poultry. Maybe I could even interest you in a merger?

Loslote's Better Quality Bacon would totally take you up on that. Just sayin'.

wilwarin538 · 10-04-2010, 05:31 PM

"ESPRORSIONS!"

*dies of laughter*

10-04-2010, 02:43 PM	#1
The Squatter of Amon Rûdh Spectre of Decay Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Bar-en-Danwedh Posts: 2,178	What? I make one drunken proposal to a bunch of asparagus, and all of a sudden Rune is off his meat-only diet? It's a witch-hunt, I tell you. Fortunately, it would help six ongoing suits for bigamy (twelve Brussels sprouts, a plate of string beans and a salad bar) and one for breach of promise (an upstanding cauliflower of good family) if everyone were to eat the plaintiffs. Therefore I counsel immediate vegetarianism and a five-hundred per-cent increase in the size of everyone's meals. __________________ Man kenuva métim' andúne?

10-04-2010, 05:31 PM	#3
wilwarin538 Fluttering Enchantment Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 2,508	"ESPRORSIONS!" dies of laughter __________________ Comme une étoile amarante Comme un papillon de nuit C'est la lumière qui m'attire La flamme qui m'éblouit Fenris Muffin