Paper Telephone.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Working for the post office, Legate often stole letters and read them, so he could pretend to his family that he had friends. Upon reading this letter, however, he was so distressed that he painted the side of his house like so…

Originally Posted by Legate

Having just moved next door, Loslote was almost sick with shock at this sight. So, she grabbed her mop and banged on the groundskeeper’s shed and shouted…

Originally Posted by Loslote

Saruman genetically manipulates his genes so that he looks like Alien while The Phantom hides in the basement from Treebeard and his pet monkey-face-eating trash can.

When groundskeeper Oddwen came out to hear this, she threw a tantrum. In her rage, she drew this in the soil…

Originally Posted by Oddwen

The Great beast Eönwë came out of the forest and saw this. Then, in a fit of laughter, shouted this at passers by…

Originally Posted by Eönwë

Saruman uses the potent and noxious "essence of Alien" in order to become the invincible Saruman the Green, while a coniferous Ent who came for the elusive "Phantom" looks in dismay, hypnotised by the green energy source.

When Nogrod was forced to hear this by the police, he was devastated. So, back in his cell, he drew this on his leg…

Originally Posted by Nogrod

So it was Beregond who came to see this drawing while in his malicious tower of dreadful evil where he had a television showing him the prison cells. Amused and cackling with laughter, he fell from his tower, shouting…

Originally Posted by Beregond

Pine Tree is horrified as Saruman gives his best Austin Powers impersonation, exultant in the vapourization of a suspicious green substance that for some reason makes Phantom cry.

To be continued...