Paper Telephone.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

So it began with an old legend that has haunted mankind for centuries. Written upon a stone tablet found in the Antarctic we had this…

Originally Posted by Gandalf’s Beard

"When Tolkien and C.S Lewis had an arm-wrestle grudge match, it was only a matter of time before the 'Owl Trauma' was brought up."

Pitchwife took the words to heart and studied them until late into the night. In the morning, drawn on the side of the British museum was this…

Originally Posted by Pitchwife

When the news hit, Wilwarin wasted no time in contacting some top scientists about this revelation. She told them all…

Originally Posted by Wilwarin

Freud conducts a groundbreaking experiment, at midnight, to determine whether owls can accurately referee arm wrestling matches.

Our old friend Aganzir, a PHD in magical historical studies, was struck dumb by this news. All she could do was show us this, which was tattooed on her cat…

Originally Posted by Aganzir

It was up to satansaloser2005 to decipher the scrabbling. She presented her findings to a scientific journal under the title…

Originally Posted by satansaloser2005

The Who watch on as sumo wrestlers try a little something new, and Freud has nothing to say for once on the subject.

It was then that Thinlomine, a specialist at the University of Barrowshire, realised that this was very similar to an old painting she’d done as a baby. She therefore sold it to the highest bidder. It looks like this…

Originally Posted by Thinlomine

Inspired by this, Legate took to the streets to proclaim the news. This is what he was heard shouting…

Originally Posted by Legate

Whereas Rikae and Mac enjoyed the family show "If Easterlings like war, let them have it", Gandalf wasn't sure if that was such a brilliant idea.

To be continued....