Lord of The Rings..a book, a movie sereies, a musical now a sitcom!

Okie but what if the theme park was like one of those time period places. You know where the people had to stay in character all day, that would be pretty cool. Poor, poor Tolkien must be doing summer saults down there. I like the idea of ceral that would be funny but i am not quite sure about it. Lembas we can't forget about that, maybe some bread company will fiqure out how to make lembas and sell it. Kinda like the Berrti botts beans, whicj i believe are crazy rejected flavors that the jelly bean factory was not able to put into use until now. What would be mega scary is a cult now that would be scary.