The Barrow Downs Newspaper

[Hookbill the Goomba]

I smell squirrels!!

Better keep the chatter relevant.

[TheGreatElvenWarrior]

Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba

I smell squirrels!!

Better keep the chatter relevant.

Oh right. It was relevant, until I came in.

Custard explosion makes business difficult for some

Only for some? It seemed to me that the entire financial centre of the Barrow-Downs is covered in custard. For some reason the only business that wasn't affected was the Downer Newspaper. Could you tell me why this is.

[Laurinquë]

Originally Posted by TheGreatElvenWarrior

Only for some? It seemed to me that the entire financial centre of the Barrow-Downs is covered in custard. For some reason the only business that wasn't affected was the Downer Newspaper. Could you tell me why this is.

You might have noticed that the entire first page of the Dower was custard-stained. I would know; I have it hanging on my window to deter the vicious, kamikaze birds that fly into it on a regular basis. So far it is working, must be Tolkienator's hideous visage.

Originally Posted by Pitchie

Hooray for the Golden Bicentennial Downer! Tolkienator Rules!
++Hookbill, TGEW, Lottie and Lauri for Pulitzer Prize (or wraith-world equivalent thereof)
Also, ++Aunt Bob's Letters for regular column!

Thank you for your kinds word! I would love to say that I plan to continue the column but alas, I rather dislike writing. Which is probably why I don't post anymore than I do. But if you plead, well, I may change my mind.