Paper Telephone.

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In case you have forgotten, we left off last "week" with the following, from A Little Green:
The penguins desert their bath-house in search of better fish as Vikings invade it for soap.

In a shocking turn of events, TheGreatElvenWarrior produced this drawing as a result:


...which sent Mnemosyne into a fit, during which she said,
An invasion of Sky Vikings precipitates a domestic crisis in Penguins' RePublic (of) Bath: is their motherland with its substandard fish population worth the inevitable tragedy that will result if they stay, or do they have a duty to stand and fight for the Love of Soap?

This prophecy was to inspire many artists, including the famous "Rune Piece":


Eönwë never understood the "Rune Piece," however, and was compelled to try and make sense of it in the following essay:
Sky Sports sends its deadliest agent, the giant banana-wielding Dread Norseman, to eliminate their arch-rivals? The Soap-Worshipping Penguin Ninja Bathing Squad.

Nogrod had to give him an "F" on this assignment, however, and explained why, visually:


...which got him sent to principal Hookbill, who had this to say:
Failed Rock-n-Roll-star-turned-Banana-wielding-'Doo'-sayer, Stephan, was trying to explain the horrors of DEATH SPORTS to a bath-full of Blind Penguins. But said Penguins turned out to be members of the fabled 'Holy Soap' Brigade, making things doubly difficult for him.