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Urwen · 04-10-2010, 01:25 AM

In Gondolin....

Turgon: Welcome, kinsman, for I consider thou as such.

Eol(makes fishy noises,then...)

Eol: I don't care about you! I came to drag my wife and son back!

Turgon: So you love my sister and nephew?

Eol: Not exactly...Aredhel and Maeglin stole Anguirel...You know how it is...

(Turgon, Aredhel and Maeglin roll their eyes. Eol smiles victoriously.)

narfforc · 04-11-2010, 09:32 AM

How many Istari does it take to change a light bulb?......................It would depend on what they were trying to change it into.

04-10-2010, 01:25 AM	#1
Urwen Spirit of Nen Lalaith Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Meneltarma Posts: 5,408	In Gondolin.... Turgon: Welcome, kinsman, for I consider thou as such. Eol(makes fishy noises,then...) Eol: I don't care about you! I came to drag my wife and son back! Turgon: So you love my sister and nephew? Eol: Not exactly...Aredhel and Maeglin stole Anguirel...You know how it is... (Turgon, Aredhel and Maeglin roll their eyes. Eol smiles victoriously.) __________________ Tuor: Yeah, it was me who broke [Morleg's] arm. With a wrench. Specifically, this wrench. I am suffering from Maeglinomaniacal Maeglinophilia.

04-11-2010, 09:32 AM	#2
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	How many Istari does it take to change a light bulb?......................It would depend on what they were trying to change it into. __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.