The Barrow Downs Newspaper

[TheGreatElvenWarrior]

Originally Posted by Laurinquë

I was utterly furious with you for five seconds Hookbill . . . all those carefully made predictions centred around Mr Mop. I was so dismayed at their destruction.

By the way, your newspaper prints nothing but the truth. *plugs in blender and lures all the neighbourhood children in for "fun with power tools"* Children are delicious. . . those jelly-based ones too.

And since when have YOU started eating children?! I was the principle child eater here!