The Barrow Downs Newspaper

[TheGreatElvenWarrior]

Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba

I'm afraid its much, much sillier than that.

Phantom and Alien? Silly? No, never.


How about the King Bus is the ticket to the next, greater bus. That bus will bring Miss Collins back to life (through means only known to the Bus and Alien), Alien will be in on the plot. Unfortunately, since Alien was the one who killed Miss Collins to begin with (yes, that is the story that I am sticking to), he will find another, bloodier way of killing her again. When he's finished with that, she becomes another inhabitant of the Barrow-Downs. Afterwards, the Phantom gets to miss Collins, but by that time Alien is already there. So, mega battle time! That is when the BUS runs over the whole lot of them and kills them. Then it is off to the Barrow-Downs!