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Tuor in Gondolin · 01-09-2010, 09:46 AM

Unfortunately, Merry and Pippin stole
the spare fireworks.

Bes · 01-09-2010, 09:58 AM

Fortunately(?), they managed to blow themselves up with them almost immediately, saving Gandalf the effort of doing it himself.

Loslote · 01-09-2010, 05:59 PM

Unfortunately, this meant that their stunt doubles had to fill in for the rest of the movies.

Eönwë · 01-09-2010, 08:10 PM

Fortunately, their stunt doubles became famous

Loslote · 01-09-2010, 08:29 PM

Unfortunately, the paparazzi stalked them to Middle Earth.

Lindale · 01-09-2010, 09:07 PM

Fortunately, the paparazzi saw Noldorin Elves, and decided they were so much more interesting than stalking Merry and Pippin.

Loslote · 01-10-2010, 12:23 AM

Unfortunately, the Noldor decided that the paparazzi must be fiends of Morgoth.

Bes · 01-10-2010, 02:22 AM

Fortunately, due to the rapid succession of many, many camera flashes from the paparazzi, the Noldor couldn't see to destroy them

Loslote · 01-10-2010, 02:27 AM

Unfortunately, the paparazzi couldn't get back to the Real World to sell the pictures.

Eönwë · 01-10-2010, 07:00 AM

Fortunately, they liked Middle-Earth.

Lindale · 01-10-2010, 11:13 AM

Unfortunately some of the Noldor hunted them.

Glirdan · 01-10-2010, 12:01 PM

Fortunately, they actually turned out to be Orcs in disguise

Loslote · 01-10-2010, 12:12 PM

Unfortunately, the Noldor got mad at the Orcs for the disguise.

Tuor in Gondolin · 01-10-2010, 03:57 PM

Fortunately, the orcs made nice with the Noldor by getting rid of the paparazzi
by sending them to Saruman to document his triumphant conquest of Rohan.

Loslote · 01-10-2010, 04:50 PM

Unfortunately, the paparazzi blinded Saruman with all the camera flashes.

Airaloske · 01-10-2010, 06:24 PM

fortunately Saruman had his trust Shades of Many Colours tucked into the glove compartment on his staff.

Loslote · 01-10-2010, 06:32 PM

Unfortunately, they fell out when he tried to get them and one of the paparazzi stole them.

Airaloske · 01-10-2010, 06:55 PM

fortunately it was really a secret White Hand agent in disguise so instead of snapping them in half or selling them on the Dol-Internet he handed them back with a wink.

Loslote · 01-10-2010, 07:06 PM

Unfortunately, Saruman was offended by the impertanace and vaporized the agent.

Glirdan · 01-10-2010, 07:12 PM

Fortunately, there were many more where he came from

Loslote · 01-10-2010, 07:16 PM

Unfortunately, Saruman was not strong enough to vaporize them all.

Airaloske · 01-10-2010, 10:07 PM

fortunately Gandalf was nearby to set them all on fire.

Lindale · 01-10-2010, 10:27 PM

Unfortunately Gandalf's white robes were also set on fire

Loslote · 01-11-2010, 12:58 AM

Fortunately, he had some spare grey ones.

Tuor in Gondolin · 01-11-2010, 09:02 AM

Unfortunately, the paparazzi had taken the spare robes to
Elrond's studio for a photo spread for
Middle-earth Uncovered magazine.

Loslote · 01-11-2010, 10:15 PM

Fortunately, Elrond didn't know about the magazine operating out of the Last Lonely House.

Airaloske · 01-11-2010, 11:00 PM

unfortunately he was notified when he topped their "worst-dressed in eggplant" list.

Lindale · 01-12-2010, 12:02 AM

Fortunately, Galadriel sent him new robes.

Loslote · 01-12-2010, 12:06 AM

Unfortunately, they were puke green colored.

Eönwë · 01-12-2010, 02:31 PM

Fortunately, he liked them.

Bes · 01-12-2010, 06:51 PM

Unfortunately, it was Galadriel's duty as a mother in law to continue sending Elrond thins until he did receive something both terribly unflattering and that he did not like.

Airaloske · 01-12-2010, 07:28 PM

fortunately Elrond had no fashion sense

Loslote · 01-12-2010, 08:03 PM

Unfortunately, this was what caused Celebrian to leave Middle Earth, not the goblins like Elrond told people.

Airaloske · 01-13-2010, 12:28 PM

fortunately she was starting to get on Elrond's nerves anyway, constantly spending all of his money at the Gap of Rohan

Tuor in Gondolin · 01-13-2010, 02:58 PM

Unfortunately, she'd spent even more of Elrond's
money at Galadriel's Secret. (Now you know how
she kept Celeborn's interest for so long).

Loslote · 01-13-2010, 07:50 PM

Fortunately, it was all tax-deductable.

Lindale · 01-13-2010, 11:41 PM

Unfortunately it was Annatar who taxed them, so it was still too large a sum

Loslote · 01-14-2010, 12:36 AM

Fortunately, his IRS agents, being blind, are really easy to fool.

Airaloske · 01-14-2010, 04:33 AM

unfortunately, tax men (as is common knowledge among the many folk of Middle Earth) have exceptionally good senses of smell; so good, in fact, that they can -read- only by using their noses. It is a trait that they have adopted over the centuries from close dealings with the Nazgul, because everyone knows that the only things worse than the Nazgul are tax men.

Tuor in Gondolin · 01-14-2010, 08:18 AM

Fortunately, Denethor, in one of his shrewder moves,
had set up Tolfalas as an offshore tax haven.

01-09-2010, 09:46 AM	#6401
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Unfortunately, Merry and Pippin stole the spare fireworks. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

01-09-2010, 05:59 PM	#6403
Loslote The Werewolf's Companion Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: The Moon Posts: 3,021	Unfortunately, this meant that their stunt doubles had to fill in for the rest of the movies. __________________ I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night. Double Fenris

01-09-2010, 08:29 PM	#6405
Loslote The Werewolf's Companion Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: The Moon Posts: 3,021	Unfortunately, the paparazzi stalked them to Middle Earth. __________________ I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night. Double Fenris

01-09-2010, 09:07 PM	#6406
Lindale Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: midway upon... in a forest dark Posts: 975	Fortunately, the paparazzi saw Noldorin Elves, and decided they were so much more interesting than stalking Merry and Pippin. __________________ The heart does things for reasons Reason itself cannot comprehend. - Blaise Pascal Legal Madness.

01-10-2010, 12:23 AM	#6407
Loslote The Werewolf's Companion Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: The Moon Posts: 3,021	Unfortunately, the Noldor decided that the paparazzi must be fiends of Morgoth. __________________ I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night. Double Fenris

01-09-2010, 09:58 AM	#6402
Bes Animated Skeleton Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Virginia Posts: 42	Fortunately(?), they managed to blow themselves up with them almost immediately, saving Gandalf the effort of doing it himself.

01-09-2010, 08:10 PM	#6404
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	Fortunately, their stunt doubles became famous

01-10-2010, 02:22 AM	#6408
Bes Animated Skeleton Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Virginia Posts: 42	Fortunately, due to the rapid succession of many, many camera flashes from the paparazzi, the Noldor couldn't see to destroy them

01-10-2010, 02:27 AM	#6409
Loslote The Werewolf's Companion Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: The Moon Posts: 3,021	Unfortunately, the paparazzi couldn't get back to the Real World to sell the pictures. __________________ I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night. Double Fenris

01-10-2010, 07:00 AM	#6410
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	Fortunately, they liked Middle-Earth.

01-10-2010, 11:13 AM	#6411
Lindale Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: midway upon... in a forest dark Posts: 975	Unfortunately some of the Noldor hunted them. __________________ The heart does things for reasons Reason itself cannot comprehend. - Blaise Pascal Legal Madness.

01-10-2010, 12:01 PM	#6412
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Fortunately, they actually turned out to be Orcs in disguise __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

01-10-2010, 12:12 PM	#6413
Loslote The Werewolf's Companion Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: The Moon Posts: 3,021	Unfortunately, the Noldor got mad at the Orcs for the disguise. __________________ I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night. Double Fenris

01-10-2010, 03:57 PM	#6414
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Fortunately, the orcs made nice with the Noldor by getting rid of the paparazzi by sending them to Saruman to document his triumphant conquest of Rohan. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

01-10-2010, 04:50 PM	#6415
Loslote The Werewolf's Companion Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: The Moon Posts: 3,021	Unfortunately, the paparazzi blinded Saruman with all the camera flashes. __________________ I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night. Double Fenris

01-10-2010, 06:24 PM	#6416
Airaloske Animated Skeleton Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Bluefield, West Virginia, United States Posts: 43	fortunately Saruman had his trust Shades of Many Colours tucked into the glove compartment on his staff. __________________ I am never leaving, and I am never looking back.

01-10-2010, 06:32 PM	#6417
Loslote The Werewolf's Companion Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: The Moon Posts: 3,021	Unfortunately, they fell out when he tried to get them and one of the paparazzi stole them. __________________ I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night. Double Fenris

01-10-2010, 06:55 PM	#6418
Airaloske Animated Skeleton Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Bluefield, West Virginia, United States Posts: 43	fortunately it was really a secret White Hand agent in disguise so instead of snapping them in half or selling them on the Dol-Internet he handed them back with a wink. __________________ I am never leaving, and I am never looking back.

01-10-2010, 07:06 PM	#6419
Loslote The Werewolf's Companion Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: The Moon Posts: 3,021	Unfortunately, Saruman was offended by the impertanace and vaporized the agent. __________________ I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night. Double Fenris

01-10-2010, 07:12 PM	#6420
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Fortunately, there were many more where he came from __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

01-10-2010, 07:16 PM	#6421
Loslote The Werewolf's Companion Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: The Moon Posts: 3,021	Unfortunately, Saruman was not strong enough to vaporize them all. __________________ I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night. Double Fenris

01-10-2010, 10:07 PM	#6422
Airaloske Animated Skeleton Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Bluefield, West Virginia, United States Posts: 43	fortunately Gandalf was nearby to set them all on fire. __________________ I am never leaving, and I am never looking back.

01-10-2010, 10:27 PM	#6423
Lindale Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: midway upon... in a forest dark Posts: 975	Unfortunately Gandalf's white robes were also set on fire __________________ The heart does things for reasons Reason itself cannot comprehend. - Blaise Pascal Legal Madness.

01-11-2010, 12:58 AM	#6424
Loslote The Werewolf's Companion Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: The Moon Posts: 3,021	Fortunately, he had some spare grey ones. __________________ I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night. Double Fenris

01-11-2010, 09:02 AM	#6425
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Unfortunately, the paparazzi had taken the spare robes to Elrond's studio for a photo spread for Middle-earth Uncovered magazine. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

01-11-2010, 10:15 PM	#6426
Loslote The Werewolf's Companion Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: The Moon Posts: 3,021	Fortunately, Elrond didn't know about the magazine operating out of the Last Lonely House. __________________ I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night. Double Fenris

01-11-2010, 11:00 PM	#6427
Airaloske Animated Skeleton Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Bluefield, West Virginia, United States Posts: 43	unfortunately he was notified when he topped their "worst-dressed in eggplant" list. __________________ I am never leaving, and I am never looking back.

01-12-2010, 12:02 AM	#6428
Lindale Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: midway upon... in a forest dark Posts: 975	Fortunately, Galadriel sent him new robes. __________________ The heart does things for reasons Reason itself cannot comprehend. - Blaise Pascal Legal Madness.

01-12-2010, 12:06 AM	#6429
Loslote The Werewolf's Companion Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: The Moon Posts: 3,021	Unfortunately, they were puke green colored. __________________ I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night. Double Fenris

01-12-2010, 02:31 PM	#6430
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	Fortunately, he liked them.

01-12-2010, 06:51 PM	#6431
Bes Animated Skeleton Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Virginia Posts: 42	Unfortunately, it was Galadriel's duty as a mother in law to continue sending Elrond thins until he did receive something both terribly unflattering and that he did not like.

01-12-2010, 07:28 PM	#6432
Airaloske Animated Skeleton Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Bluefield, West Virginia, United States Posts: 43	fortunately Elrond had no fashion sense __________________ I am never leaving, and I am never looking back.

01-12-2010, 08:03 PM	#6433
Loslote The Werewolf's Companion Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: The Moon Posts: 3,021	Unfortunately, this was what caused Celebrian to leave Middle Earth, not the goblins like Elrond told people. __________________ I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night. Double Fenris

01-13-2010, 12:28 PM	#6434
Airaloske Animated Skeleton Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Bluefield, West Virginia, United States Posts: 43	fortunately she was starting to get on Elrond's nerves anyway, constantly spending all of his money at the Gap of Rohan __________________ I am never leaving, and I am never looking back.

01-13-2010, 02:58 PM	#6435
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Unfortunately, she'd spent even more of Elrond's money at Galadriel's Secret. (Now you know how she kept Celeborn's interest for so long). __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'