I don't believe this

[the guy who be short]

A non- LOTR related point why the guy is a nut:
It might sound petty but he has a list of colours you can see as background to the report. I mean- why? What is the point? "OK, so you're damned to Hell. Would you like the news on a lilac or turquoise background?"

Oh, you had me laughing so much there! But i think you may have a point. Why have the background colours? Hmmm... all I'm wondering is: Would it be justifiable if i called the men in white coats for this guy?