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La Belle Dame sans Merci
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Under System Preferences, click Speech. Make sure 'Speakable Items' is on. Hold down 'ESC' and say, "Tell me a joke." Enjoy.
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peace
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The Werewolf's Companion
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: The Moon
Posts: 3,021
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I assign waking up at ten (okay, that is something to assign, but there is more) to a phone call from a friend I haven't heard from in two years. And then having an awesome day to boot!
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I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night. Double Fenris
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Pilgrim Soul
Join Date: May 2004
Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle...
Posts: 9,461
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ABS (anti-lock brakes) without which I might not have been here after my car aquaplaned last night - I don't think I would have had the wit or skill to cadence brake when I hit a load of floodwater the lights didn't pick up in time...
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A Voice That Gainsayeth
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: In that far land beyond the Sea
Posts: 7,431
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*shudders* Well then it definitely deserved to be assigned it to the Shire. Scary. So was there flash flood around where you live?
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"Should the story say 'he ate bread,' the dramatic producer can only show 'a piece of bread' according to his taste or fancy, but the hearer of the story will think of bread in general and picture it in some form of his own." -On Fairy-Stories |
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Gruesome Spectre
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Heaven's doorstep
Posts: 8,039
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I can assign flea medicine for cats. The poor little devils have been miserable for a week, but the tide seems to have turned.
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Blithe Spirit
Join Date: Jan 2003
Posts: 2,779
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Good coffee in my cup, rain outside my window and the Swan of Tuonela on my cd player.
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Out went the candle, and we were left darkling |
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Pilgrim Soul
Join Date: May 2004
Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle...
Posts: 9,461
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Not really more the opposite.... a lot of rain in a day after a lot of rain over a long time...I think it was a blocked drain since it was on a main road which is usually clear. Of course all the dead leaves have been blown from the trees and are clogging drains which doesn't help. But we are a lot better off than the poor souls in Cumbria.
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A Voice That Gainsayeth
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: In that far land beyond the Sea
Posts: 7,431
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Aanyway... I assign artificial light, particularly candlelight, to the Shire, and also the idea of common meals with the family.
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"Should the story say 'he ate bread,' the dramatic producer can only show 'a piece of bread' according to his taste or fancy, but the hearer of the story will think of bread in general and picture it in some form of his own." -On Fairy-Stories |
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
Posts: 2,145
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I would like to assign that most worthy and gigglesome word "Busseau".
Busseau.
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But all the while I sit and think of times there were before
I listen for returning feet and voices at the door |
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