What do you assign to Mordor?

[TheGreatElvenWarrior]

Originally Posted by Hakon

I assign family to Mordor.

I second that!

I also assign going to the dentist and having him say that you need to brush your teeth three times as long because you have gingivitis, why? Because you have a metal mouth, and brushing your teeth the way that normal people brush them just isn't acceptable. Plus my mouth really hurts from having said metal tightened. The things people do to have nice teeth!