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Nessa Telrunya · 08-10-2009, 05:49 PM

"and Saruman's socks"

Lindale · 08-10-2009, 08:57 PM

also got dirty

narfforc · 08-11-2009, 01:05 AM

...once again. Burning.....

Nessa Telrunya · 08-11-2009, 05:27 AM

"More calories than"

narfforc · 08-11-2009, 07:08 AM

...usual, Saruman ran....

Lindale · 08-11-2009, 08:16 AM

away from kitchens

narfforc · 08-11-2009, 01:02 PM

.......into Treebeard's bark....

Nessa Telrunya · 08-13-2009, 06:12 AM

"yelling for his"

narfforc · 08-13-2009, 08:15 PM

...axe and chainsaw...

Nessa Telrunya · 08-14-2009, 05:30 AM

"but Treebeard picked"

Elmo · 08-14-2009, 06:10 AM

...up his trusty...

Nessa Telrunya · 08-14-2009, 07:49 AM

"toothbrush and started"

Lindale · 08-14-2009, 09:46 AM

scrubbing Saruman's coat

narfforc · 08-14-2009, 01:51 PM

.with tree sap...

Nessa Telrunya · 08-15-2009, 07:04 AM

"Saruman didn't like"

narfforc · 08-15-2009, 01:20 PM

...sticky gum trees...

Nessa Telrunya · 08-15-2009, 07:26 PM

"all over his"

narfforc · 08-16-2009, 12:31 AM

......new Orophin's Diary.......

Nessa Telrunya · 08-16-2009, 06:50 AM

"making him cry"

narfforc · 08-16-2009, 07:20 AM

....his eyes out.

Thinlómien · 08-16-2009, 07:49 AM

"Poor little Saruman!"

(hm I hope it doesn't matter if I step in without reading the hordes of pages before this...?)

Nessa Telrunya · 08-16-2009, 08:04 AM

"used his socks"

(It's fine if you want to just hop in

)

Eönwë · 08-16-2009, 08:46 AM

to wipe away

Legate of Amon Lanc · 08-16-2009, 08:58 AM

the remains of humanity

Nessa Telrunya · 08-16-2009, 04:50 PM

"and it's lasagna"

Eönwë · 08-17-2009, 05:32 AM

made of the

Nessa Telrunya · 08-17-2009, 05:49 AM

Now this didn't stop him (Wormtongue) moving towards his goal of becoming the very best dead and dancin' entertainer in all of all(?) Eru's creation. Worm-ridden Wormtongue picked up a finger he'd dropped on his way to be dewormed and tried to pick his nose with the severed Finger of Mucus, but decided that snotta good idea, and instead went beserk with his little pink hands all over Saruman's newly washed robes, leaving oozy fingerprints that looked rather strange and wobbly, like jellied eels. And Saruman's socks also got dirty once again.

Burning more calories than usual, Saruman ran away from (the) kitchens, into Treebeard's bark, yelling for his axe and chainsaw, but Treebeard picked up his trusty toothbrush and started scrubbing Saruman's coat with tree sap. Saruman didn't like sticky gum trees all over his new Orophin's Diary, making him cry his eyes out. Poor little Saruman used his socks to wipe away the remains of humanity and it's lasagna made of the...

"best cheese ever"

Lindale · 08-17-2009, 07:36 AM

with some olive

narfforc · 08-17-2009, 12:03 PM

...green paint topping...

Nessa Telrunya · 08-18-2009, 05:07 AM

"and started to"

narfforc · 08-18-2009, 06:53 AM

....wash his socks.

Eönwë · 08-18-2009, 06:57 AM

made out of

Lindale · 08-18-2009, 07:16 AM

sparkling orange silk

narfforc · 08-18-2009, 07:45 AM

....Meanwhile, in Mordor....

Eönwë · 08-18-2009, 09:42 AM

Sauron was eating

narfforc · 08-18-2009, 03:28 PM

... an Half-Orc...

Lindale · 08-19-2009, 02:03 AM

stuffed with spinach

Eönwë · 08-19-2009, 03:12 AM

and very disgustingly

Lindale · 08-19-2009, 09:14 AM

belched and burped

narfforc · 08-19-2009, 09:25 AM

...into Khamul's face....

08-10-2009, 05:49 PM	#401
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08-10-2009, 08:57 PM	#402
Lindale Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: midway upon... in a forest dark Posts: 975	also got dirty __________________ The heart does things for reasons Reason itself cannot comprehend. - Blaise Pascal Legal Madness.

08-11-2009, 01:05 AM	#403
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	...once again. Burning..... __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

08-11-2009, 05:27 AM	#404
Nessa Telrunya Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: In a paper bag Posts: 396	"More calories than" __________________ Joined together wrote our names upon the page Seven times alliance our loyalties we gave

08-11-2009, 07:08 AM	#405
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	...usual, Saruman ran.... __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

08-11-2009, 08:16 AM	#406
Lindale Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: midway upon... in a forest dark Posts: 975	away from kitchens __________________ The heart does things for reasons Reason itself cannot comprehend. - Blaise Pascal Legal Madness.

08-11-2009, 01:02 PM	#407
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	.......into Treebeard's bark.... __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

08-13-2009, 06:12 AM	#408
Nessa Telrunya Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: In a paper bag Posts: 396	"yelling for his" __________________ Joined together wrote our names upon the page Seven times alliance our loyalties we gave

08-13-2009, 08:15 PM	#409
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	...axe and chainsaw... __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

08-14-2009, 05:30 AM	#410
Nessa Telrunya Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: In a paper bag Posts: 396	"but Treebeard picked" __________________ Joined together wrote our names upon the page Seven times alliance our loyalties we gave

08-14-2009, 06:10 AM	#411
Elmo Pittodrie Poltergeist Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: trying to find that warm and winding lane again Posts: 633	...up his trusty... __________________ As Beren looked into her eyes within the shadows of her hair, The trembling starlight of the skies he saw there mirrored shimmering.

08-14-2009, 07:49 AM	#412
Nessa Telrunya Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: In a paper bag Posts: 396	"toothbrush and started" __________________ Joined together wrote our names upon the page Seven times alliance our loyalties we gave

08-14-2009, 09:46 AM	#413
Lindale Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: midway upon... in a forest dark Posts: 975	scrubbing Saruman's coat __________________ The heart does things for reasons Reason itself cannot comprehend. - Blaise Pascal Legal Madness.

08-14-2009, 01:51 PM	#414
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	.with tree sap... __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

08-15-2009, 07:04 AM	#415
Nessa Telrunya Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: In a paper bag Posts: 396	"Saruman didn't like" __________________ Joined together wrote our names upon the page Seven times alliance our loyalties we gave

08-15-2009, 01:20 PM	#416
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	...sticky gum trees... __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

08-15-2009, 07:26 PM	#417
Nessa Telrunya Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: In a paper bag Posts: 396	"all over his" __________________ Joined together wrote our names upon the page Seven times alliance our loyalties we gave

08-16-2009, 12:31 AM	#418
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	......new Orophin's Diary....... __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

08-16-2009, 06:50 AM	#419
Nessa Telrunya Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: In a paper bag Posts: 396	"making him cry" __________________ Joined together wrote our names upon the page Seven times alliance our loyalties we gave

08-16-2009, 07:20 AM	#420
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	....his eyes out. __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

08-16-2009, 07:49 AM	#421
Thinlómien Shady She-Penguin Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In a far land beyond the Sea Posts: 8,093	"Poor little Saruman!" (hm I hope it doesn't matter if I step in without reading the hordes of pages before this...?) __________________ Like the stars chase the sun, over the glowing hill I will conquer Blood is running deep, some things never sleep Double Fenris

08-16-2009, 08:04 AM	#422
Nessa Telrunya Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: In a paper bag Posts: 396	"used his socks" (It's fine if you want to just hop in ) __________________ Joined together wrote our names upon the page Seven times alliance our loyalties we gave

08-16-2009, 08:46 AM	#423
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08-16-2009, 08:58 AM	#424
Legate of Amon Lanc A Voice That Gainsayeth Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: In that far land beyond the Sea Posts: 7,431	the remains of humanity __________________ "Should the story say 'he ate bread,' the dramatic producer can only show 'a piece of bread' according to his taste or fancy, but the hearer of the story will think of bread in general and picture it in some form of his own." -On Fairy-Stories

08-16-2009, 04:50 PM	#425
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08-17-2009, 05:32 AM	#426
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08-17-2009, 05:49 AM	#427
Nessa Telrunya Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: In a paper bag Posts: 396	Now this didn't stop him (Wormtongue) moving towards his goal of becoming the very best dead and dancin' entertainer in all of all(?) Eru's creation. Worm-ridden Wormtongue picked up a finger he'd dropped on his way to be dewormed and tried to pick his nose with the severed Finger of Mucus, but decided that snotta good idea, and instead went beserk with his little pink hands all over Saruman's newly washed robes, leaving oozy fingerprints that looked rather strange and wobbly, like jellied eels. And Saruman's socks also got dirty once again. Burning more calories than usual, Saruman ran away from (the) kitchens, into Treebeard's bark, yelling for his axe and chainsaw, but Treebeard picked up his trusty toothbrush and started scrubbing Saruman's coat with tree sap. Saruman didn't like sticky gum trees all over his new Orophin's Diary, making him cry his eyes out. Poor little Saruman used his socks to wipe away the remains of humanity and it's lasagna made of the... "best cheese ever" __________________ Joined together wrote our names upon the page Seven times alliance our loyalties we gave

08-17-2009, 07:36 AM	#428
Lindale Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: midway upon... in a forest dark Posts: 975	with some olive __________________ The heart does things for reasons Reason itself cannot comprehend. - Blaise Pascal Legal Madness.

08-17-2009, 12:03 PM	#429
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	...green paint topping... __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

08-18-2009, 05:07 AM	#430
Nessa Telrunya Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: In a paper bag Posts: 396	"and started to" __________________ Joined together wrote our names upon the page Seven times alliance our loyalties we gave

08-18-2009, 06:53 AM	#431
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	....wash his socks. __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

08-18-2009, 06:57 AM	#432
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08-18-2009, 07:16 AM	#433
Lindale Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: midway upon... in a forest dark Posts: 975	sparkling orange silk __________________ The heart does things for reasons Reason itself cannot comprehend. - Blaise Pascal Legal Madness.

08-18-2009, 07:45 AM	#434
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	....Meanwhile, in Mordor.... __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

08-18-2009, 09:42 AM	#435
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