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Oddwen · 08-13-2009, 11:44 AM

Saruman Many Colored was certainly guilty of felling trees without a permit. On another's property, no less.

Also, he and one Grima Wormtongue were guilty of squatting in Bag End.

Saruman's distant cousin Gandalf is certainly a worse miscreant, with such charges as defacing protected land, spying and trespassing on the Necromancer, leading tours of condemned properties, destruction of property, blackmail, smuggling, public lewdness, arson, drug dealing and evading authorities on a speeding eagle.

And don't forget Sam, Merry, Pippin and Fatty Bolger - for conspiracy!

08-13-2009, 11:44 AM	#14
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	Saruman Many Colored was certainly guilty of felling trees without a permit. On another's property, no less. Also, he and one Grima Wormtongue were guilty of squatting in Bag End. Saruman's distant cousin Gandalf is certainly a worse miscreant, with such charges as defacing protected land, spying and trespassing on the Necromancer, leading tours of condemned properties, destruction of property, blackmail, smuggling, public lewdness, arson, drug dealing and evading authorities on a speeding eagle. And don't forget Sam, Merry, Pippin and Fatty Bolger - for conspiracy! __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door