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Boromir88 · 07-30-2009, 09:26 PM

Unfortunately the warg was banned from all warg-society, because wargs can't eat orc on tuesdays or thursdays

Hakon · 07-30-2009, 09:33 PM

Fortunately, the warg managed to fall in love with some other warg outlaws.

Eönwë · 07-31-2009, 05:29 AM

Unfortunately, even they shunned him for eating orc on a non-orc-eating day.

Boromir88 · 07-31-2009, 06:38 AM

Fortunately he met a friendly group of Elves, who happened to be Wargs-rights activists

Tuor in Gondolin · 07-31-2009, 06:42 AM

Unfortunately for the warg, the liberated elves
were also women's rights activists, abhorrent in
warg philosophy.

Boromir88 · 07-31-2009, 10:32 AM

Fortunately, the warg had enough and ate all the liberated Elves. For this heroic deed he was accepted back into normal warg-society

Tuor in Gondolin · 07-31-2009, 11:06 AM

Unfortunately warg-society had recently enacted a "Don't Ask,
Don't Tell" policy regarding eating liberated elves, so when the
warg bragged about it he was eaten by the other wargs.

07-30-2009, 09:26 PM	#1
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,521	Unfortunately the warg was banned from all warg-society, because wargs can't eat orc on tuesdays or thursdays __________________ Fenris Penguin

07-30-2009, 09:33 PM	#2
Hakon Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2009 Location: The Twilight Zone Posts: 736	Fortunately, the warg managed to fall in love with some other warg outlaws. __________________ Medicine for the soul. ~Inscription over the door of the Library at Thebes

07-31-2009, 05:29 AM	#3
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	Unfortunately, even they shunned him for eating orc on a non-orc-eating day. __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

07-31-2009, 06:38 AM	#4
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,521	Fortunately he met a friendly group of Elves, who happened to be Wargs-rights activists __________________ Fenris Penguin

07-31-2009, 06:42 AM	#5
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Unfortunately for the warg, the liberated elves were also women's rights activists, abhorrent in warg philosophy. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

07-31-2009, 10:32 AM	#6
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,521	Fortunately, the warg had enough and ate all the liberated Elves. For this heroic deed he was accepted back into normal warg-society __________________ Fenris Penguin

07-31-2009, 11:06 AM	#7
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Unfortunately warg-society had recently enacted a "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy regarding eating liberated elves, so when the warg bragged about it he was eaten by the other wargs. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'