WWLXII: Dead Men Do Tell Tales

[Rikae]

Originally Posted by Isabellkya

*sprinkles some pepper on Rikae's words for her*

xD

Oh, yes. When the game ends and I am revealed to be the secret evil hunter, unknown even to myself, who lies about Izzy's fabricated list without even knowing it, boy will I be embarrassed!

Guess what Izzy? Your list was fabricated. Fabricated, fabricated, fabricated. Polyester, rayon, satin, wool crepe fabricated! PREfabricated, even! Your list was fabricated, and I saw that it was fabricated, and I said "lo and behold! This post, it is FABRICATED, as it has been ordained by Izzy, and all shall see it and shall say "yea, verily, it is fabricated!" and there shall be great rejoicing, and we shall slaughter the aggressors and have a feast, for so sayeth RIKAE." And all who were gathered there looked upon the post, and said "forsooth, it is fabricated, and Izzy has made it so, and in doing so she sinneth against the almighty crew, and she shall be cut into four pieces (not three, five is right out) and thrown into the sea, where the fishes and the sharks and the birds of the air and all the lifeguards and surfers shall feast upon her and shall not die, for she has made a fabricated post, and the one who pointed it out had not evil intent nor ulterior motive"! And it was so.