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Old 06-08-2009, 02:26 PM   #1
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Snifflin’ Mac Sparrow would like t' be t' surgeon o' t' crew. I have a feelin' thar will be plenty o' work for that one, though little hope o' success.
Ye can start on me legs.

*checks to see what be left*

Arrrr, I be another of them music playin' folk, unless I be getting something better to spend me time on. Me legs, they make good drum sticks until Mac or Annu be sewing 'em back on.


(How was that? I did it myself, so feel free to make fun. )


(Oh, and I may change, but I wanted to make the joke about the legs)
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Old 06-08-2009, 04:27 PM   #2
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Oops... I overlooked that we already had a surgeon... sign me up as cooper, then.
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Old 06-08-2009, 04:56 PM   #3
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Old 06-08-2009, 05:53 PM   #4
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Infected? Infected with what?!!!
I don't be knowin'. Scurvy? Malaria? Leprosy? Could be any one 'o them...or perhaps all 'o them. Take ye pick.

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And I'll be a Powder Monkey, it sounds nice.
Nice? I wouldn't shout that. Powder Monkeys be said to have th' worst ship 'o th' crew 'n not treated much better than slaves. But avast, thar, all th' better fer me when a scallywag actually volunteers fer such an undesirable ship. Harrharr.

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I guess since I am malformed, it only be proper that...I be th' gunner
Arrr, then should I even dare ask how ye came to be malformed? I woe ye have jolly aim; I don't want no misfired cannons on me ship, ye hear?

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Oh question about the roles/ghost thing...If the seer is killed is she/he allowed to come back as a ghost and say "I'm the seer this is what I know?"
Yarr. But 'tis up to th' crew to decide if they believe 'tis self-proclaimed spy.

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You'll be doin' neither, lass, for the wailing screeches o' thon vi -o'lin will invoke all the treachery and grief of the cruel, cruel sea.
Then it be a jolly thin' I brought along cotton fer me ears. Pur-loined violin it gunna be.

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Then it be a jolly thin' I brought along cotton fer me ears. Pur-loined violin it gunna be.
Sounds to me ye need a carpenter, not a surgeon. We be havin' none yet, but surely thar's some scallywag who can make ye some fine peglegs.

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Oops... I overlooked that we already had a surgeon..
Yarrr, indeed we do. One surgeon be quite that all I can take, if even that. 'Cuz ye be knowin' a carpenter or cook can just as easily saw off a pegleg any day, if need be. Cooper ye shall be.

Now if ye hold on a wee longer, I shall update th' crew list shortly.
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Old 06-09-2009, 10:45 AM   #5
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Oops... I overlooked that we already had a surgeon... sign me up as cooper, then.
Read that thar word as cobbler, me hearty!


PS. It's more fun not to use a translator.
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Old 06-09-2009, 03:35 PM   #6
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If you still be in need o' a cabin boy, and don't partikilarly mind if he be neither male nor young, sign me up, cap'n. Garrr. Arrrgh. *cough* *sputter*
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Old 06-09-2009, 06:49 PM   #7
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Hey ya cap'n, we really need this young chap! He's... erm... she's even more fashionably late than I was...

Does it mean she's truly avant-garde to be even later or just outfashioned?
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Old 06-09-2009, 07:07 PM   #8
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Our crew has gotten large enough that we have need fer a second cook. Jolly thin' we have Short Ruth Mith comin' on aboard our ship. I hear she be known to make a mean salmagundi.

Thar be still room fer more hands on th' Grey Gaurhoth. We cannot set sail 'til thar be at least one carpenter enlisted (though a pair or more would be even better). After all, carpenter be one 'o th' most important 'o occupations. I cannot let me ship fall into disrepair. I could also still use more strikers. Wee use be a pair 'o cooks if thar be only one scurvy dog doin' th' huntin'.

Thar be spaces left fer more gunners 'n powder monkeys as well, though I prefer to have some hands sign up fer carpenter 'n striker first. We have plenty 'o musicians, so I gunna take no more fer th' time bein', unless someone can impress me wit' a jolly audition.
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Old 06-09-2009, 07:18 PM   #9
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Cap'n Brinn, if ye be needin' a carp'nt'r I could always use to be makin' meself a pair of legs!
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Old 06-10-2009, 03:27 PM   #10
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A question about the ghosts: Will posts by them after they've passed on be somehow specially marked or notated, or is it just up to the living to try and remember who's dead?
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Old 06-10-2009, 07:44 AM   #11
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Our crew has gotten large enough that we have need fer a second cook. Jolly thin' we have Short Ruth Mith comin' on aboard our ship. I hear she be known to make a mean salmagundi.

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Salma Gundy? Isn't that the actress who played Frieda Kahlo?

I was thinking more of rat yesterday, rat today and it looks like rat tomorrow lots of grog though
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Old 06-10-2009, 02:31 PM   #12
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Whups. Didn't see that.

I'm all for hunting and gathering. Striker please. xD
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Old 06-14-2009, 10:12 PM   #13
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Thought it only right to point this out. I had to edit my more or less last post (the longer one where I listed everyone) to add in formatting and such and I realized that somehow there was nothing under Mac's name, so I put my thoughts in, or back in, or whatever the case was. I wanted to make sure to mention it because I edited the post and wanted to make sure everyone knew that was now there, just to be fair in case you missed it. Just an FYI.

K, shutting up now. G'night, folks!
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Old 06-17-2009, 09:09 PM   #14
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Hey there's a big storm brewing here so if I'm not here for the beginning of the Day it's because of that. Just to let you all know.
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