Funny Middle Earth Books - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

TheGreatElvenWarrior · 05-11-2009, 06:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba

Keeping Brightly coloured clothing clean in a hostile, woodland area. by Tom Bombadil

YES!

How about,
How to Get Yourself Out Of The Barrow-Downs Without the Help of Tom Bombadil by Tom Bombadil and Frodo Baggins

narfforc · 05-12-2009, 03:29 AM

Bear With Me, It's a Long Story by Beorn.
Swimming Lessons in Armour by Isildur.

Gordis · 05-12-2009, 06:29 AM

Are Women Human? by the Witch-King of Angmar

Outwitting Fish by Gollum

How Goood is Good Enough by Faramir

How to Stay Fit and Healthy Indefinitely by Gandalf the Gray

How to Make people Like you in 90 Seconds or Less by Saruman the White

How to Steal a Dog by Luthien Tinuviel

(Titles taken directly from Amazon)

Tuor in Gondolin · 05-12-2009, 07:07 AM

Everything I Need To Know About The One
Ring I Learned In Kindergarten , by Denethor

Elmo · 05-12-2009, 09:01 AM

Get rich quick with me in Moria by Balin

Bombur's Diet Tips

Sexy tips to spice up your love life by Grishnakh

narfforc · 05-13-2009, 12:12 AM

The Value of Antique Silverware by Otho and Lobelia Sackville Baggins.

narfforc · 05-22-2009, 06:02 PM

So near and yet so Far by Arathorn II.

05-12-2009, 03:29 AM	#2
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	Bear With Me, It's a Long Story by Beorn. Swimming Lessons in Armour by Isildur. __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

05-12-2009, 07:07 AM	#4
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Everything I Need To Know About The One Ring I Learned In Kindergarten , by Denethor __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

05-12-2009, 09:01 AM	#5
Elmo Pittodrie Poltergeist Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: trying to find that warm and winding lane again Posts: 633	Get rich quick with me in Moria by Balin Bombur's Diet Tips Sexy tips to spice up your love life by Grishnakh __________________ As Beren looked into her eyes within the shadows of her hair, The trembling starlight of the skies he saw there mirrored shimmering.

05-13-2009, 12:12 AM	#6
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	The Value of Antique Silverware by Otho and Lobelia Sackville Baggins. __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

05-22-2009, 06:02 PM	#7
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	So near and yet so Far by Arathorn II. __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

05-12-2009, 06:29 AM	#3
Gordis Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Minas Morgul Posts: 431	Are Women Human? by the Witch-King of Angmar Outwitting Fish by Gollum How Goood is Good Enough by Faramir How to Stay Fit and Healthy Indefinitely by Gandalf the Gray How to Make people Like you in 90 Seconds or Less by Saruman the White How to Steal a Dog by Luthien Tinuviel (Titles taken directly from Amazon)