The Barrow Downs Newspaper

[Laurinquë]

That's not to mention the giant, mad sandwich monster sat in the Withywindle flailing its tentacles around in the air for no reason.

Dear me. Where was I during all of this? I always seem to miss the weekly destruction of the Barrow-Downs. I really ought to give Tom Bombadil a break from his daily harassment for a while and pay more attention to the local news.

Oh yes, and I was also wondering if you were looking for any article submissions Hookbill; the most extraordinary things happened over at TGEW's barrow the other night. I think they would make for a good article.