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Morthoron · 04-08-2009, 08:20 PM

ELROND'S SOLILOQUOY
By Will Shakespeare after a night of drinking port

An Elf or not an Elf...that is the question.
Whether 'tis nobler to be mortal and suffer
The twinges and hair-loss of mankind's fortune,
Or to take up Elfdom and unlimited potential,
and by inference become immortal. An Elf -- to sleep no more --
Because Elves rarely sleep given their high metabolism.
But there is heartburn -- a thousand years of eating lembas --
Does not aid in my digestion. 'Tis not a bowel movement
One would wish on an enemy. And sheep -- the sheep that yearn to dream --
Ah, I've lost count. For in that count of sheep no dreams may come,
While snuggly mortals coil soundly 'neath comforters and nap without pause,
There's only insomnia that makes a calamity of so long a life....

04-08-2009, 08:20 PM	#10
Morthoron Curmudgeonly Wordwraith Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Ensconced in curmudgeonly pursuits Posts: 2,517	ELROND'S SOLILOQUOY By Will Shakespeare after a night of drinking port An Elf or not an Elf...that is the question. Whether 'tis nobler to be mortal and suffer The twinges and hair-loss of mankind's fortune, Or to take up Elfdom and unlimited potential, and by inference become immortal. An Elf -- to sleep no more -- Because Elves rarely sleep given their high metabolism. But there is heartburn -- a thousand years of eating lembas -- Does not aid in my digestion. 'Tis not a bowel movement One would wish on an enemy. And sheep -- the sheep that yearn to dream -- Ah, I've lost count. For in that count of sheep no dreams may come, While snuggly mortals coil soundly 'neath comforters and nap without pause, There's only insomnia that makes a calamity of so long a life.... __________________ And your little sister's immaculate virginity wings away on the bony shoulders of a young horse named George who stole surreptitiously into her geography revision.