Crazy Captions - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Oddwen · 03-20-2009, 08:53 PM

Frodo: It's...it's so terrible and majestic! More than I could ever hope for! I never thought we would reach the Fiery Mountain so soon! At last I can be rid of this terrible burden!

Merry: When should we tell him it's only a model?

Pippin: After he throws the Ring in...and after It's mine! Mwa ha!

Formendacil · 03-20-2009, 09:45 PM

Merry is confused when Frodo is left standing at the altar, while Pippin is too busy flirting with the bridesmaids to care.

Beregond · 03-20-2009, 09:54 PM

Gandalf un...

No, no, I'm above that.

Pippin introduces Frodo and Merry to Arwen Undomiel, without warning.

Oddwen · 03-20-2009, 10:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Beregond

Pippin introduces Frodo and Merry to Arwen Undomiel, without warning.

Frodo: O slender as a willow-wand! O clearer than clear water!
O reed by the living pool! Fair River Daughter...

Arwen: Oi! I recognize those verses! Ooo, that watery tart!
*uninhibited violence*

Hookbill the Goomba · 03-21-2009, 02:36 AM

Merry isn't sure how to react to the "Kidnap me!" sign Pippin put on Frodo's back.

OR

Pippin notices that Frodo is wearing a wig.

Kent2010 · 03-21-2009, 08:48 PM

Gandalf failed to warn any of the hobbits the ring would make its bearer sprout a third foot on his back

narfforc · 03-22-2009, 05:00 AM

Frodo see's Bilbo and suddenley realises that getting rid of The One Ring has adverse effects, like inadequate old age pensions, bus passes for the dilapitated public transport system and incontinence in a NHS Hospital.

03-20-2009, 08:53 PM	#1
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	The time has come and passed for a new pic... Frodo: It's...it's so terrible and majestic! More than I could ever hope for! I never thought we would reach the Fiery Mountain so soon! At last I can be rid of this terrible burden! Merry: When should we tell him it's only a model? Pippin: After he throws the Ring in...and after It's mine! Mwa ha! __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

03-20-2009, 09:45 PM	#2
Formendacil Dead Serious Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Perched on Thangorodrim's towers. Posts: 3,328	Merry is confused when Frodo is left standing at the altar, while Pippin is too busy flirting with the bridesmaids to care. __________________ I prefer history, true or feigned.

03-20-2009, 09:54 PM	#3
Beregond Playful Ghoul Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 1,251	Gandalf un... No, no, I'm above that. Pippin introduces Frodo and Merry to Arwen Undomiel, without warning. __________________ "Hope and memory shall live still in some hidden valley where the grass is green."

03-21-2009, 02:36 AM	#5
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Merry isn't sure how to react to the "Kidnap me!" sign Pippin put on Frodo's back. OR Pippin notices that Frodo is wearing a wig. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

03-21-2009, 08:48 PM	#6
Kent2010 Wight Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: USA Posts: 240	Gandalf failed to warn any of the hobbits the ring would make its bearer sprout a third foot on his back Last edited by Kent2010; 03-21-2009 at 09:30 PM.

03-22-2009, 05:00 AM	#7
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	Frodo see's Bilbo and suddenley realises that getting rid of The One Ring has adverse effects, like inadequate old age pensions, bus passes for the dilapitated public transport system and incontinence in a NHS Hospital. __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.