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Tuor in Gondolin · 02-01-2009, 12:57 PM

Fortunately it benefited the cows (although
they did become fearsome vampire cows).

Valesse · 02-01-2009, 01:13 PM

Unfortunately the fearsome vampire cows immediately went in search for sustenance!

Tuor in Gondolin · 02-02-2009, 08:09 AM

Fortunately a blancmange from the
planet Skyron in the Galaxy of Andromeda
turned all the cows into Scotsmen.

(A picture of Aragorn and his companions coming
to the relief of Minas Tirith as Scotsmen)!
(And Sauron as a blancmange)?

Eönwë · 02-03-2009, 03:07 AM

Unfortunately they didn't have Scottish accents.

edit: Now I'm the only member online

Tuor in Gondolin · 02-04-2009, 02:55 PM

Fortunately the cows took a dvd
Rosetta Stone Program to become
proficient in a Scots accent.

(And lots of members and guests
came online to cheer up Eonwe ).

ninja91 · 02-05-2009, 12:43 AM

Unfortunately by the time the cows could understand the Rosetta Stone lessons, Scottish people were long gone and their accent was completely non-understandable. (is that a word?

)

Tuor in Gondolin · 02-05-2009, 08:24 AM

Fortunately (for them) the cows got bored reading
for Scots accents at Oxford (under a Professor Shippey)
[Shippey found their accents non-understandable] so
they went on a cow vampire pig-blood-sucking rampage
through The Shire.

02-01-2009, 12:57 PM	#1
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Fortunately it benefited the cows (although they did become fearsome vampire cows). __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

02-01-2009, 01:13 PM	#2
Valesse Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: \|Away Posts: 614	Unfortunately the fearsome vampire cows immediately went in search for sustenance! __________________ "Loo, what sholde a man in thyse dayes now wryte, 'egges' or 'eyren'?" - Caxton, Eneydos

02-02-2009, 08:09 AM	#3
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Fortunately a blancmange from the planet Skyron in the Galaxy of Andromeda turned all the cows into Scotsmen. (A picture of Aragorn and his companions coming to the relief of Minas Tirith as Scotsmen)! (And Sauron as a blancmange)? __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.' Last edited by Tuor in Gondolin; 02-02-2009 at 08:13 AM.

02-03-2009, 03:07 AM	#4
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	Unfortunately they didn't have Scottish accents. edit: Now I'm the only member online __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place Last edited by Eönwë; 02-03-2009 at 03:11 AM.

02-04-2009, 02:55 PM	#5
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Fortunately the cows took a dvd Rosetta Stone Program to become proficient in a Scots accent. (And lots of members and guests came online to cheer up Eonwe ). __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

02-05-2009, 08:24 AM	#7
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Fortunately (for them) the cows got bored reading for Scots accents at Oxford (under a Professor Shippey) [Shippey found their accents non-understandable] so they went on a cow vampire pig-blood-sucking rampage through The Shire. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'