Ways to die in middle earth - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Beregond · 12-19-2008, 11:36 PM

686. Run around in yellow boots shouting nonsense like "hey doll, merry doll, ring a dong dillo!" until Peter Jackson makes a movie, at which point you will no longer exist.

Eönwë · 01-25-2009, 03:59 PM

687. Eat Orc food
688. Drink Orc drinks
689. Eat Orc
690. Drink Orc
691. Try to liquidise an Orc!

692. Triple post on this thread

Hookbill the Goomba · 01-25-2009, 04:02 PM

693. trampled by a Balrog riding a Dragon.

Eönwë · 01-25-2009, 05:02 PM

694. See a Balrog riding a dragon

Hookbill the Goomba · 01-25-2009, 05:06 PM

695. Attempt to get a piggy-back ride from a Balrog riding a Dragon in some nightmarish form of Jenga.

Eönwë · 01-25-2009, 05:10 PM

696. Be within 300 miles of the above scene.

12-19-2008, 11:36 PM	#1
Beregond Playful Ghoul Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 1,251	686. Run around in yellow boots shouting nonsense like "hey doll, merry doll, ring a dong dillo!" until Peter Jackson makes a movie, at which point you will no longer exist. __________________ "Hope and memory shall live still in some hidden valley where the grass is green."

01-25-2009, 03:59 PM	#2
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	Back to basics... 687. Eat Orc food 688. Drink Orc drinks 689. Eat Orc 690. Drink Orc 691. Try to liquidise an Orc! 692. Triple post on this thread __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

01-25-2009, 04:02 PM	#3
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	693. trampled by a Balrog riding a Dragon. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

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01-25-2009, 05:06 PM	#5
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	695. Attempt to get a piggy-back ride from a Balrog riding a Dragon in some nightmarish form of Jenga. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

01-25-2009, 05:10 PM	#6
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	696. Be within 300 miles of the above scene. __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place