What do you assign to Mordor?

[Lalaith]

Pimpin' ho's and drinkin' on gin and juice (wif' mah mind on mah money and mah money on mind).

Tsk. You misunderstand. I use caps for a reason. The Message, by Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five. One of the first, and still the best, rap songs, a searing and poetic indictment of social injustice and the poverty trap in 80s New York.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3kRuJhIVIo

[Rune Son of Bjarne]

Women that just takes and takes, what more is they manipulate you to think it is you who actually want to give it away. . . I am of course talking about my hairdresser who cut of my wonderful hair.

I just wanted to look my best for The Julefrokost-season and instead I end up feeling slightly insecure because of this short short hair.

[Lindale]

Don't worry, Rune, it's just this year. Hair grows back, remember?

I assign to Mordor that I can't figure out The Might's quote in the Palantir of Fortune game, despite having almost all the words figured out. It's driving me nuts.

[Nerwen]

Originally Posted by Rune Son of Bjarne

I am of course talking about my hairdresser who cut of my wonderful hair.

No! Not the hair!