What do you assign to Mordor?

[Groin Redbeard]

Originally Posted by Groin Redbeard

Corrupt politicians!

Originally Posted by TGEW

I assign political parties! I'm so tired of the RabidRepublicans and the DeliriousDemocrats, they drive me INSANE!

HA! I'm afraid that I've beaten you to it TGEW! Although I was a little more general than you.

Originally Posted by Rune

I assign chosing the wrong sauce for you KFC meal.

My goodness, that's awful! Hopefully you didn't just pour it into the bucket and rune the entire batch.

[Mithalwen]

Originally Posted by Groin Redbeard

My goodness, that's awful! Hopefully you didn't just pour it into the bucket and rune the entire batch.

Is it actually possible to ruin a foodstuff that is served in a bucket? You are working from a pretty low baseline there Categories of food served in a bucket: KFC and animal feed ...

[Rune Son of Bjarne]

Originally Posted by Groin Redbeard

My goodness, that's awful! Hopefully you didn't just pour it into the bucket and rune the entire batch.

Some how I mannaged to miss this post. . .

No I only bought 6 pieces and a bit of sauce, so I dipped the a piece in the sauce and was horrified by the result.

[Lindale]

I don't understand how one can choose a wrong sauce at KFC, Rune... what sauce is that, yes we wondersss...

[Rune Son of Bjarne]

I don't buy KFC food very often and so I could not remember which sauce it was I liked with my chicken. . .

[Groin Redbeard]

Originally Posted by Rune Son of Bjarne

No I only bought 6 pieces and a bit of sauce, so I dipped the a piece in the sauce and was horrified by the result.

Whatever happened to your quality beef? You can't go wrong with a bit o' steak!

P.S. I've noticed that your chicken problems seem to be of more interest to the Downers than all the other crappy things that are going on in the world. Don't get me wrong, ruining a bucket of chicken is pretty bad.

[Rune Son of Bjarne]

As much as it hurts me to say "Man does not live by beef alone"

[THE Ka]

Originally Posted by Oddwen

I'd like to assign co-workers that punch out for breaks and never come back, or just end up not coming in at all, instead of having the decency to just say "I quit".

Having seven cashiers for all week when you're supposed to have six at all times.

People who don't pull their weight, forcing those who are already pulling their share to do more than they're supposed to.

Do you want to borrow my new and *enthusiastic* manager? It makes just abandoning those who can't pull their own weight, or those disappearing then saying wickedly, "Well, I think they went out smoking again... But I don't know much about that since I don't smoke..." sooo much easier.

Her perky smile and 'can do anything... I say!' attitude is fun to watch. I don't even have to say anything and she attacks. It's great.

Personally as I see it, if you are obviously fit enough to go wandering off and not do your job, then I don't see the reason to help you. Otherwise I'm usually the first one to jump in and scoop up the dying newbie who's under several hundred plates, beer mugs, and who knows what else.

Originally Posted by Rune

As much as it hurts me to say "Man does not live by beef alone"

Correction, this belongs in the Shire...

My work schedule and limited computer access belongs in Mordor, even with 48 hour Days, I can't catch up at all to the end of the page before something hits. Ergh.