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Groin Redbeard · 11-12-2008, 09:03 AM

I assign vegetarians in school cafeterias who interrupt you eating your delicious quarter pounder (with extra cheese) to nag you about how you kill the cows because of it. I almost assigned this to Morder, but arguing with those guys is so much fun!

"Do you know that you're supporting innocent animals getting killed by eating that burger?"
*slightly annoyed I look at them* "Yep."
"Doesn't that bother you?"
"Nope."
"Don't you know what they do to those poor animals in the factories?"
"Nope, but I love the way they cook them."
"Haven't you ever heard of the four basic food groups? Try eating some salad!"
"Four basic food groups! I got your four basic food groups: whiskey, beans, bacon and lard!"

Too much fun! One almost feels guilty when they start turning purple.

11-12-2008, 09:03 AM	#10
Groin Redbeard Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Facing the world's troubles with Christ's hope! Posts: 1,635	I assign vegetarians in school cafeterias who interrupt you eating your delicious quarter pounder (with extra cheese) to nag you about how you kill the cows because of it. I almost assigned this to Morder, but arguing with those guys is so much fun! "Do you know that you're supporting innocent animals getting killed by eating that burger?" slightly annoyed I look at them "Yep." "Doesn't that bother you?" "Nope." "Don't you know what they do to those poor animals in the factories?" "Nope, but I love the way they cook them." "Haven't you ever heard of the four basic food groups? Try eating some salad!" "Four basic food groups! I got your four basic food groups: whiskey, beans, bacon and lard!" Too much fun! One almost feels guilty when they start turning purple. __________________ I heard the bells on Christmas Day. Their old, familiar carols play. And wild and sweet the words repeatof peace on earth, good-will to men! ~Henry Wadsworth Longfellow