What do you assign to Mordor?

[Eönwë]

Originally Posted by Gollum the Great

Rock. Anything that has no rhythm or beauty, no worth-while attributes and -when in a generous mood- can best be described as "catching", distracts one from his duty and mocks or plays down upon lawful authority is best for orcs. I can't believe any person with any form of honour would lower himself to listen to that trash.

As soon as I read this post I could sense that there would be trouble, as a sizeable number of Downers (including me) listen to rock. I wouldn't describe rock the way you do. But then again, as Morth said, it is a very wide genre.
I will hapily echo:

Originally Posted by Gwathagor

I will assume that you have a very specialized definition of rock, because your description of "rock" sounds very little like the music I listen to.

Originally Posted by skip spence

Btw, wasn't the pounding, sexually alluring rhythm (and Elvis' pelvic thrusts) the very thing about rock'n'roll that offended 'respectable' people most back in the days?

I read that as Elves' pelvic thrusts