What do you "assign" to the Shire?

[Lindale]

Originally Posted by TheGreatElvenWarrior

I assign Midol! It's wonderful!

I assign ibuprofen to the Shire too. No matter what brand.

Volo: Well, waking up every weekend at nine am to the "serenade" of MCR and its minions at very earsplitting volumes with my brother and his friends singing at the top of their lungs make me hate teenaged boys with eyeliner.