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Hookbill the Goomba · 09-13-2008, 01:54 PM

As Pippin talks to the tiny goblin living in the jug, Merry calls for a Doctor*.

OR

Merry watches as Gandalf's hat floats away...

*Probably Colin Baker

Formendacil · 09-13-2008, 05:29 PM

Halfway through the night shift, and only one more incident with the boss away from being fired, Merry remembers that he forgot to turn off his oven.

narfforc · 09-14-2008, 11:35 PM

"I don't feel well after that last explosion", said Merry to Pippin.
"Well, to tell you the truth Merry, you do look a bit light-headed", replied his friend.

Oddwen · 11-09-2008, 07:28 PM

Saruman: Hey Grima, check it out. I'm hacking into the the MapQuest database and changing a few routes.

Grima: Wow, look at that new winding one - didn't that used to be the eagle route straight to the Sammath Naur?

Saruman: Yep, the new 'detour' will take months. And check out what I did to the Straight Road.

Grima: Wow, it's not even there!

Saruman: *snicker* I know...

Inziladun · 11-09-2008, 08:58 PM

1. Saruman: "Worm, do you ever feel like crying and you don't know why?"
or
2. Wormtongue: "Lord, have you at last discovered how Pop-Tarts work"?

I just noticed that's 300 posts. Took me long enough.

Lalwendë · 11-10-2008, 01:30 PM

Secrets of Middle-earth Number 22

Saruman was forced to hole himself up in Orthanc because he was deeply ashamed of his hirsute appearance after Grima hid his nose-hair trimmer.

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 11-10-2008, 03:09 PM

"Grima, why do you always try the hardest Su Dokus? You never finish them and you never let me do them!"

Lalwendë · 09-15-2008, 06:26 AM

Secrets of Middle-earth No.72.5

The original reason Gandalf was interested in Hobbits was because Elrond had run out of small children to send up his sooty chimneys.

Naz · 09-15-2008, 04:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba

As Pippin talks to the tiny goblin living in the jug, Merry calls for a Doctor*.

*Probably Colin Baker

Old school Who, ahoy!

Merry is practicing for his big recital while Pippin slaves away at the dishes.

Pippin: Oi, la Carlotta! I could use a little help here!
Merry: I'm warming up my voice!

THE Ka · 09-16-2008, 11:25 PM

Merry: Oh poor Pippin... Don't look now but here's another dinner rush and they've got coupons!

Pippin: Say that again and this mug is going straight up your tush.

or....

Pippin could only sigh as the encroaching mass of impatient and hungry dinner rush hobbits slowly decended on Merry's first night on the job.

or....

Merry: "It's the hard knock life, for us..."

Gandalf: Quite down over there! I asked for drudgery, not a musical!

~ Ka

Lalwendë · 09-24-2008, 03:55 PM

Merry sings: " Cause I'm filthy! Ooh, and you're gorgeous!"

Pippin: "Shurrup! You're tone deaf! Time for a new pic!"

Secrets of Middle-earth No.172

The real reason Smeagol wanted the Ring was so that he could be in The Jonas Brothers like his cousin Deagol.

Groin Redbeard · 09-24-2008, 04:29 PM

Deagol: Hmm... It looks like there's something written on the side here. This would be a whole lot easier if I wasn't cross-eyed!

Smeagol: Chocolate ring, yumm.

the phantom · 09-24-2008, 04:45 PM

Deagol: By Eru! I've never seen anything like it!
Smeagol: It's a ring, idiot.
Deagol: But it's so shiny!
Smeagol: It's wet.
Deagol: And I have this sudden urge to be evil!
Smeagol: ....
Deagol: I bet it's valuable.
Smeagol: Er... it's my birthday.

Formendacil · 09-24-2008, 06:18 PM

Déagol and Sméagol stare in aware at the golden egg laid by Déagol's goose.

Déagol: "But it's so small!"

09-13-2008, 01:54 PM	#1
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	As Pippin talks to the tiny goblin living in the jug, Merry calls for a Doctor. OR Merry watches as Gandalf's hat floats away... Probably Colin Baker __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

09-13-2008, 05:29 PM	#2
Formendacil Dead Serious Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Perched on Thangorodrim's towers. Posts: 3,328	Halfway through the night shift, and only one more incident with the boss away from being fired, Merry remembers that he forgot to turn off his oven. __________________ I prefer history, true or feigned.

09-14-2008, 11:35 PM	#3
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	"I don't feel well after that last explosion", said Merry to Pippin. "Well, to tell you the truth Merry, you do look a bit light-headed", replied his friend. __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

11-09-2008, 07:28 PM	#4
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	Stupid MapQuest! Saruman: Hey Grima, check it out. I'm hacking into the the MapQuest database and changing a few routes. Grima: Wow, look at that new winding one - didn't that used to be the eagle route straight to the Sammath Naur? Saruman: Yep, the new 'detour' will take months. And check out what I did to the Straight Road. Grima: Wow, it's not even there! Saruman: snicker I know... __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

11-09-2008, 08:58 PM	#5
Inziladun Gruesome Spectre Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Heaven's doorstep Posts: 8,039	1. Saruman: "Worm, do you ever feel like crying and you don't know why?" or 2. Wormtongue: "Lord, have you at last discovered how Pop-Tarts work"? I just noticed that's 300 posts. Took me long enough. __________________ Music alone proves the existence of God. Last edited by Inziladun; 11-09-2008 at 09:02 PM.

11-10-2008, 01:30 PM	#6
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Secrets of Middle-earth Number 22 Saruman was forced to hole himself up in Orthanc because he was deeply ashamed of his hirsute appearance after Grima hid his nose-hair trimmer. __________________ Gordon's alive!

11-10-2008, 03:09 PM	#7
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	"Grima, why do you always try the hardest Su Dokus? You never finish them and you never let me do them!" __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

09-15-2008, 06:26 AM	#8
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Secrets of Middle-earth No.72.5 The original reason Gandalf was interested in Hobbits was because Elrond had run out of small children to send up his sooty chimneys. __________________ Gordon's alive!

09-16-2008, 11:25 PM	#10
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,403	Merry: Oh poor Pippin... Don't look now but here's another dinner rush and they've got coupons! Pippin: Say that again and this mug is going straight up your tush. or.... Pippin could only sigh as the encroaching mass of impatient and hungry dinner rush hobbits slowly decended on Merry's first night on the job. or.... Merry: "It's the hard knock life, for us..." Gandalf: Quite down over there! I asked for drudgery, not a musical! ~ Ka __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

09-24-2008, 03:55 PM	#11
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Merry sings: " Cause I'm filthy! Ooh, and you're gorgeous!" Pippin: "Shurrup! You're tone deaf! Time for a new pic!" Secrets of Middle-earth No.172 The real reason Smeagol wanted the Ring was so that he could be in The Jonas Brothers like his cousin Deagol. __________________ Gordon's alive!

09-24-2008, 04:29 PM	#12
Groin Redbeard Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Facing the world's troubles with Christ's hope! Posts: 1,635	Deagol: Hmm... It looks like there's something written on the side here. This would be a whole lot easier if I wasn't cross-eyed! Smeagol: Chocolate ring, yumm. __________________ I heard the bells on Christmas Day. Their old, familiar carols play. And wild and sweet the words repeatof peace on earth, good-will to men! ~Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

09-24-2008, 04:45 PM	#13
the phantom Beloved Shadow Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: The Stadium Posts: 5,971	Deagol: By Eru! I've never seen anything like it! Smeagol: It's a ring, idiot. Deagol: But it's so shiny! Smeagol: It's wet. Deagol: And I have this sudden urge to be evil! Smeagol: .... Deagol: I bet it's valuable. Smeagol: Er... it's my birthday. __________________ the phantom has posted. This thread is now important.

09-24-2008, 06:18 PM	#14
Formendacil Dead Serious Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Perched on Thangorodrim's towers. Posts: 3,328	Déagol and Sméagol stare in aware at the golden egg laid by Déagol's goose. Déagol: "But it's so small!" __________________ I prefer history, true or feigned.