Try The Barrowdowns you'll like it.

[Eönwë]

The Too Good to Hurry Eönwë. What that means I do not know.
It Needn't Be Hell With Eönwë. True
Have You Forgotten How Good Eönwë Tastes? Yes, that is a call to play WW (for the WWs)
Don't Leave Home Without Eönwë. Obviously
An Army of Eönwë. Well I'm not a violent person, but the one in the Silm is.
When You've Got Eönwë, Flaunt It. No comment
Why Can't Everything Orange Be Eönwë? I'm not orange!
I Bet He Drinks Eönwë. That's just strange.
Make Room for the Eönwë. I should use that as my signature
Think Once, Think Twice, Think Eönwë. or this
Give The Dog An Eönwë Well at least its not a wolf
The Eönwë Effect. The best there is
You Need An Eönwë. The 'Downs knows that its true
More Eönwë Please. ha
Gee, Your Eönwë Smells Terrific Why, thank you
Happiness is Eönwë-Shaped. Well it got one thing right
Eönwë Comes to Those Who Wait.

Pride of the Barrow-Downs For Over a Hundred Years. That's me, all right


Ok, I'll leave this now (for the 100th time), but remember:

This Is The Age Of The Eönwë.