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07-26-2008, 01:47 PM
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Alive without breath
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Part 2
The Elf-warrior took time to relax and earn some money. We soon put a stop to that.
 Beregond’s life was about to be stolen by gorillas. These were his last words… Allatar succeeded in cloning mutant sheep-people. It was unsanctified, but neither they nor the sheep cared Nogrod did his duty for king and country… But they weren’t his king or country  Oddwen exploded into action. Once we’d picked up all the pieces, this is all we could get out of her for several days… Alatar pulls an Aule with some sheep, however the endeavor is not likely to be as accepted by Iluvatar. A Little Green took things a tad literally…  Lommy’s endeavors lead to the government clamping down on giant Death robots. Tilion doesn't approve of Count Dracula's plan of heaving the giant Azaghal away with the assistance of a rather sheepish flock of sheep
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
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07-26-2008, 01:47 PM
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Alive without breath
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Eonwe sought high and low for the master key. Instead, he found only this picture…
 Aganzir made the headlines… out of papier-mâché “Tilion rebukes Dracula who made sheep kidnap Azaghâl.” Rune found all of this deeply unnerving. After he saw a psychiatrist, he became a film star. Then he drew this…  Volo’s time was up… But he was buried in clocks… "As the black metal band is chained to the lamb, Were-Feanor cries for his swearing friend on the light side of the Moon." Legate’s artistic skills were illegal in five countries. Some of them are real.  The Elf-warrior took time to see the king of Mars. When he got out of the mental home, he told us; “ A group of yellow faced rockers were manacled to a sheep while two downers looked on in bemusement on the dark side of the moon during the first moon landing and while Maedhros took the oath of Fëanor while Tilion yelled at him. ”
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... Last edited by Hookbill the Goomba; 07-27-2008 at 07:59 AM. |
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07-26-2008, 01:48 PM
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Alive without breath
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Beregond was banned from drawing anything every again because of this;
 Nogrod took an oath never to do anything like this again; "In a bit twisted world quite akin to our own, a steersman of the moon called "Tillion" masquarades as a goat and pulls the chariot of the Fëanor band - Maedhros plays the guitar-solo - heading for the root of all evil from where an "Appolo 11" mooncraft is coming towards the moon inhabited by the Phantom and the Alien." Oddwen stole the greatest masterpiece of our time. Then burnt it and replaced it with this;  A Little Green did something unspeakable to finish off! (I did it! No stupid Little puns… DARN IT!) The Moon, driven by a viking-style orc, is inhabited by Phantom, Alien who has turned into a plant and a pack of hippie-ish elves in a sidecar, and circled by Holy Gwaihir and a happy Gollum chasing the Ring. Thus ended the telephone of paper! If it ever could come again, then we’d all be in for some serious trouble from the government!
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
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07-26-2008, 02:06 PM
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Flame of the Ainulindalë
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 I knew this is crazy but somehow I just don't find the words for it right now... Oh, now I got it... Fun!!! 
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Upon the hearth the fire is red Beneath the roof there is a bed; But not yet weary are our feet... |
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07-26-2008, 02:21 PM
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Leaf-clad Lady
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Hilarious again! I totally cracked up at Eonwe's pic. Great work people! You made my evening.
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"But some stories, small, simple ones about setting out on adventures or people doing wonders, tales of miracles and monsters, have outlasted all the people who told them, and some of them have outlasted the lands in which they were created." |
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07-26-2008, 08:33 PM
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Drummer in the Deep
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From Celery to the Moon, you can't get much crazier than that.
Lommy's Aule pulling and Legate's swearing Feanor especially - oh my goodness.
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07-27-2008, 04:33 AM
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Silver in My Silent Heart
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I'm especially amused by how there is a black metal band for every name Tolkien ever made up.
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