Let's not cast the Silmarillion

[Nerwen]

Originally Posted by Lush

Director: Uwe Boll. To cover all the lands in a second darkness.

Definitely worth considering.

Now the actors.

I think the number one question here is– what role should we give Keanu Reeves? He'd bring a special something to almost any part– but which would make the best use of his unique "talent"?